5/1/08 12:49 PM 119th entry

 

    Hi! I'm back! Listen, I AM REALLY SORRY. Something is wrong with my computer and it won't let me go on! We have to call the computer guy... Well, this is how it went down every since:

I have had a lot of people to hang out with, and I have had my birthday! I got a cell phone and an iHome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

2/26/08 8:50 AM 9:02 AM 118th entry

 

      Hey! Listen, I am SO SORRY! I have not gotten a chance to go on the wiki because I am having problems with typing on my wiki from my home computer. So, I am going to update you from everything I have done since 2/10/08. Well, we have been working on a Windows Movie Maker, and we are doing an educational video about technology. I am paired up with Robbie; which was awesome by the way. So we are doing Pearson Success and School Island. I have to say, we are not doing so bad! Since me and Robbie are good friends, you would think we would talk. But, we are focusing on our work. We went off from vacation, and I was totally excited. I had quit trombone during that week, and on our way out of bowling (which I bowled a 90, 123, and 100,) I got an acoustic guitar. I was so happy and excited you could not even imagine! I came home and started to learn the chords and notes right away. I know a few of them. The major chords- C Major, A Major, G Major, etc. It is probably going to be easier than I will think. I got a few guitar picks, and a strap for the guitar. Then on Saturday, Chris came over. We had played some dodgeball, and played some video games, and he taught me how to make an acoustic note sound like an electric note. When he left, I started making my own rhythms. On Sunday, we had my cousin over until Monday. Well, gotta go for now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

2/10/08 11:17 AM 117th entry

 

       I am mad. This is the 3rd time I have to type this thing over again. Oh, well. I had a basketball game yesterday and we played Chris' team. We crushed them;  67-49. Our team record is now 5-4. Chris and Drew came over yesterday also. We played 3- way Mumbles Maximum, and we made a huge fort which was a 15x10. 

We took some pictures of it, and it was awesome! It was a beautiful piece of blanket and table artwork! It was really fun.  And we turned off the light, and we had a tiny battery lamp and a flashlight when we were in it so it could be so dark. Gotta go!

 

See ya!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

2/7/08 4:26 PM 116th entry

 

              Hi! What's up? Well, Santana is officialy a Met. Well, better than Boston. We would've had to have give up 2 of our 4 best prospects (Hughes and Cabrera.) Oh, well. The following sentence will be my ending of this entry (for homework. P.S, don't ask.) If I were a Leprachaun and I was going to give you three wishes, how would you respond?

 

Joey

 

 

 

2/6/08 3:30 PM 115th entry

 

            Hi! We have to see how many presidents are left in the race. Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee should drop out of the race. But, no one dropped out. Mike Gravel might be running for Vice President. Ron Paul is about to go down. The candidates might get out of the race because they are not getting enough votes.

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2/4/08 7:05 PM 114th entry

 

          The Giants won! Wow, that is pretty cool! I saw Bill Belichick walk off the field and not shake hands with Coughlin, and not congratulate the Giants. What a sore loser. The Patriot fans are saying that Brady did better than Manning. Yeah, ok, whatever. I have never seen Brady and his fans so mad in their lives. We saw cars beeping by, and some Giant fans were screaming "Lets go Giants" across the street from us. Well, I was happy.

 

See you later,

 

Joey

 

 

1/31/08 3:20 PM 113th entry

 

                Hey wiki-readers! Today, we have to do a math problem involving fractions. Here is mine:

          Jared and Joey went to Jake's house to make a Mexican Cheese dip. Jared bought 9/63 of the cheese they were supposed to bring. Luckily, Joey brought the rest. Is this fraction in simplest form?

Well, there you have it. Today, we met with the buddies. We colored in a football or helmet with the team we wanted to win for the Super Bowl. The helmets were for the Giants, the footballs were for the Patriots. Even being a Jet and Cowboy fan, I can't root for the Patriots! I don't know, but the Giants are going to win! Oh yeah! I have been practicing for the play. I am trying to remember my lines. I  have a good memory, so I should remember.

 

Well, gotta go!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1/30/08 6:23 PM 112th entry

 

        Hello to all of you wiki-readers! This is an entry, so don't get scared. Today in class, we read a book called "You Are Special." It was a book about wooden Wemmicks giving each other gold stars and grey dots. Grey dots are bad, and gold stars are great. There is a toy named Punchinello who always gets grey dots, and he meets a girl Wemmick who has nothing, stars or dots. She says to go to Eli, the creator of all of the wooden people. Punchinello does, and Eli says "The stickers only stick if they matter to you." So, we have to write about what ideas we could do about this book. I have a few:

1. We could go around giving each other stickers, and we could take them off if they didn't matter to us, but we can't use our hands.

2. We could act out a small play and we have 2 narrators, and they weave the tale as it goes along. In the end, the narrators tell what they think the morale of the story is.

3. We could sign a contract to never judge someone by their covers, and do a PowerPoint on it in partners of 2.

4. Decorate and set up the classroom and act like Wemmicks for 2 days.

 

Yours Truly,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey! This is not an entry, but here is my link for graphs:              http://www.twingroves.district96.k12.il.us/ScienceInternet/ChartsGraphs.html

 

 

 

 

1/28/08 3:53 PM  111th entry

 

            Magnifico! 111! Ones following one after another. This won't happen again until 222. I don't even know if you guys will be able to see that in fifth grade! Well, you probably will. Oh, and I thought that the National Treasure; Book of Secrets was awesome! And we ended up going to Charlie Brown's last night because this fight was going on in Applebee's, and... No, I'm just joking. The line was a little more than half way to the door. There must have been about 7 people in front of us. But I enjoyed Charlie Brown's anyways. Their garlic mashed potatoes were delicious! Well, I have to do a link about inventions. Here is my link:

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Humor/Inventions/Index.html

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1/27/08 10:16 AM 110th entry

 

           Hi! Well, today we are going to see National Treasure. Yesterday, we watched the Benchwarmers! It was the funniest movie I have ever saw! We also tried to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp, but 20 minutes into it, the movie kept on freezing. On Friday, I went to bowling with Chris. We got really good scores, and the kid that never went there in the first 2 weeks showed up. I had a good time. We are also going to Applebee's for dinner tonight! Yeah!

 

 Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

1/22/08 3:40 PM 109th entry

 

              Whatever. Today, I have to do a current event article. *Sigh* And we forgot to do the spelling story this week, so I will do that too. Ok, AH! Here we go... current events!

 

            On Tuesday, an extereme skier died on Tuesday caused by injuries he recieved from jumping off a cliff for a documentary video. Billy Poole was in a helicopter from the backcountry to University of Utah Hospital, where he was declared dead at 1:36 PM, hospital spokeswoman Vickie King quoted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1/21/08 6:25 PM 108th entry

 

               Hey yall! Yes, this is it! No, it's not. Wait, it might be. Ok. Here are some rhetorical and philosophy questions:

           Is a key still a key if there is nothing to unlock?             Is there a difference between a belief and an opinon?      

           Will bamboo grow if no one can see it happen?   

 

This I ask you. Can anyone help me with my Chris Rock impression? I am working on it. Scooby Dooby Doo, what are you doing? 

 

Joey       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1/21/08 4:10 PM 107th entry

 

           Hey. Sorry I havn't been on in a while. Yesterday our computer wasn't working. It turns out we think it has a virus.  My mom was on the phone with Dell for like an hour and a 1/2, but the guy seemed very patient. I don't know what they were doing to clean it out. But, I can still get on the computer. Drew just came over. We are having the Mumbles Mania Finals because we are in the playoffs. He got 3 new ones, but only 2 of them are staying at my house because his sister will get mad if he doesn't bring home the other one. We named the yellow blob Clone #496, we named the green one Larvae (Larv-a)  and the red one Ace. The new ones win for the first few games, but pretty much never win for a while. We were fooling around and put the odds for Larvae 78 to 1. There are 90 games in a season, so he would only win once. But, it has won twice. Hey, do yall know this question? It is zavanderblat. In the Super Bowl where the Jets won with Joe Namath, who caught the only touchdown of the game?  I got no idea! Well, see yall then. I'd, well,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

1/16/08 3:47 PM 106th entry

 

          Yo, yall, etc. Guess what? I found out 2 great things! Last night I found out I got an Honorable Mention (Runner-up) for the PTA Reflections! I will not just get a particapation certificate, I am getting something else!  It will be on March 26, at 7 PM at our school. I might read my piece of literature at the ceremony (I did a writing piece.) And for today, we found out what parts we got for the play. I got... drumroll please. Da da da da da da da da da; PHINEOUS TROUT! He is the reporter/newscaster, and interviews everyone who gets the golden ticket. He is a solo part, and I am happy. At least I didn't get the ensemble (not that I wouldn't be happy with it.) I wanted to be Grandpa Joe, but my guy is just as good. For HW, we have to do a spelling story.

Here is mine:

Narrated By Person Scooba- Jubala

 

                 Here in Arizona, we are THANKFUL for our tourist attraction. It is called "The Grand CANYON." As a matter of FACT, we have a small restraunt/SHACK STACKED on the top of the canyon. Once, a HATCH of kittens were raised there. Part II: Yo, the Intolerable ACTS. Yo, A to Z, head to ANKLE, this just ain't right. The MATCHES began in the war, yo. That's when tennis got invented. You know, the one with da racket. Then, baseball came around. The one with the CATCHER, and it is pretty fun. I rank it #9. Are you in my 5? That's some terrible math. Or, as Charles Barkley says it: "Trbl." And football. The ball is an acute ANGLE or something like that. What is it, made of BRASS? Who wants a free sample? I stole a free sample once... And that is another story for another day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1/15/08  4:28 PM 105th entry

 

              Howdy! The Cowboys lost! UGH! The Colts lost too! OMG this is bad! The Pats won too. You have to be kidding me! It is getting boring when the Patriots always go to the playoffs. Look at me, I'm Tom Brady. Yea, I'm so perfect! Yea, you're not. Yea, your moma. That is how his interviews go. Not very good, now is it? Well, I have to write a current event article, and I have to put 2 websitesI want my site to look like. We are making this website in class about our favorite hobby. I picked sports. I named it "Strikeout Sports." Good name, dont you think? Well, I gotta go find a current event article. While I do that, here are 2 sites I think I want my site to look like:

http://espn.go.com/

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/?cnn=yes

Here is my current event article: 

             You are kidding me. This is my dream. The BEST pitcher in the Major Leagues may be coming to the Yankees! But, there are 2 problems. 1: The Yankees' two best prospects will have to be traded, who are Melky Cabrera and Phil Hughes. 2: My 2 most rivaled teams are after him: The Red Sox and the Mets! I would not give them up as much as I want Santana. Hughes will be more popular and better than Santana. He just has all the tools. He is the real deal for teams to search for. I say don't give him up. Oh, and Cabrera... He has the best throwing arm I have ever seen. He throws the ball like a rocket takes off. And if they trade Hughes, they have to start Chamberlain. When Rivera leaves, who is going to be the closer? I know you want him to see his arm, or to "Build up innings," but you will blow his arm right off of him! They don't have enough back-up players to make this deal work.

 

Joey

 

 

 

1/10/08 11:35 AM 104th entry

 

           Hello to all of you! Yesterday I started bowling, and we played 3 games. Chris was on my team! I bowled a 85, a 120, and a 97. I bowled 302 points! Oh, and the ELA test we finished yesterday (state test.) It was a piece of cake. Drew came over on Thursday, and we played some Mumbles, and we are starting the playoffs! Big G (the one who I brought into class that day,) is playing against the smallest ball-Spikester! And, they are tied 2 a piece. We are doing 3 out of 5 for the first round, 4 out of 7 for the second round, and 5 out of 9 for the third round. I gotta go to basketball! Last time we won 62-59! Gotta go! 

 

Yours Truly,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

1/9/08 7:25 PM 103rd entry

 

        Hi! Well, I did my book report today! I think you guys liked it. Mr. Pollitt didn't see it though. He was at a meeting. But that's ok. :) I got 3 more Kooky Pens today! I got J Kool and Basil, and we were on line at the store, and I saw a whole new different set of them with different names. I was kind of holding up the line, so my mom just let me pick another one. I am going to lay off the pens for a while. The third one I got was Norris. He is in Krew 17. J Kool is in Krew 13, and Basil is in Krew 14. I want to wait until my birthday to get another one. They are very popular in our school, and Mr. Pollitt said that we had to not play with them. Or else they would be taken away until the second-to-last day of school. Well, Drew is coming over tomorrow. Also, I saw Drew put up a slang word for "pencil." So, I will make up one. If I had to make up a word, I would make up would be an airhead (also airhead ike). It would mean smelly, strange, or a stupid idea. I word for idea would be ikea. If you are on fire in answers, or if you are having a good day, you are "sizzlin" Gotta go! See yu! PS!_! Young could be yung.

 

Joey 

 

 

 

 

1/8/08 9:19 PM 102nd entry

 

             Sup yall? Oh yeah, you are right! The sky is up! And the grass is down! HA HA HA! Well, I got my 3rd Kooky Pen today. His name: Aristotle. This is a name of a person who has a quote on the front page of this wiki. Well, he is green, and he definitely is Kooky. I will bring him into school tomorrow. I also have Pizmo and Elfis. A lot of the Kooky pens' names are spelled wrong. John has Blizzerd. He is rare. I heard that they are re-selling old Krews from the old days, except for Krew one. www.thekookys.com/store.

Gotta Go!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

1/5/08 12:23 PM 101st entry 

 

 

           Hi! Wow, I don't think I have ever done this color yet. Cool. I am going to Chris' house today. I am waiting for it. I am coming over at 2, I think. I just put up the Sports Trivia. I had Ryan over yesterday. We played this game called "Meal or No Meal." It was a parody game of "Deal or No Deal." The 1,000,000 dollar prize was an Erect Strawberry Cake. The one cent prize was cigarette butts. It was fun playing it. Then we called each other on the phone to play it together. Here is the link: http://www.addictinggames.com/mealornomeal.html Gotta go!

 

Joey

 

P.S- I changed to Verdana font.

 

 

 

 

 

 

1/2/08 3:20 PM/6:20 PM100th entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

         Hello, and this is my 100th entry. This is my second milestone. This entry will be twice as long as the 71st entry. I can't even decide which one is bigger.  This might be continued tomorrow. I have to do a current event article! I will also talk about other things going on. We are trying out for the play on January 7th. We are doing Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. We are doing a mix of the old one with Gene Wilder, and the new one with Johnny Depp. Well, I want to be Grandpa Joe. I would first like to thank England for doing nothing at all. I would also like to thank Mr. Pollitt for the privilege to write on this Wiki. I would like to thank most of you for support. And the others, thank you for no support and not caring at all. Just kidding. HE HA HA! Well, thank you! Here is my reaction/summary for this current event article.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/01/02/chile.volcano.ap/index.html

 

              Hot off the press: In Chile, LIaima, a volcano, erupted. It made 700 people evacuate their homes. I wouldn't want to get touched by that smouldering lava and ash. No one was hurt, and many went to a town named Melipeuco, with about 5,000 people in it's population. Columns of smoke were more than 9,300 feet high. The last major eruption was in 1994. The volcano is 9,400 feet. Out of the 700 people, 200 were tourists. "There are no signs yet of an increased risk," Fernandez said. "There is some flow of lava, but not in a continued manner yet." People started returning today.

 

         Well, I am going to give you a sneak peek of my story tomorrow: The players are not very nice to Rob, and he doesn't expect what will happen next. He sees the opponent pitcher,  Dontrelle Willis, and laughs at his wind-up like he always did. Willis does something unspeakable. Find out tomorrow. 

 

         Tonight I am having porkchops for the first time ever! I am also having a baked potato and corn. I am doing my book report, but I have to give Mr. Pollitt what I have done so far so he knows what I am doing. I am doing an idea that is not on the list. Hey, have you ever wondered why they call it New York? It is not really new anymore, so they should call it Old York. Same thing with Hampshire, Jersey, and New Mexico. And why do we own New Mexico if it has a different country's name in it? And why do we have a North, South, and West with states? Why can't it just be Dakota, or Virginia. I wonder if pushing an elevator button more than once makes it go faster. If it is 0 degrees outside, and it is as twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be tomorrow? I wonder why people make an order and mess it up at a fast food place, and then the people say "No custom orders." Why do we have a conscious? I mean, can't we just speak to ourselves? How do you get it un-installed?Why do we finish our sentences with the words "stuff," "like," and "so?" And why do we say "you know" and "yo?"  Because the next time someone is says "Well, like, so, you know?" I will say "No, I don't know."There are a lot of things that don't make sense.

 

            I only have 1 dollar left on my iTunes card for my iPod. I still remember Mr. Pollitt repeating "Turkey, bacon." at the end of class today. We had gym, and we did basketball. My shots kept on going off the rim of the basket. There was this dumb rule with 2 dribbles or less. I think our team won. There is this kid Johnny in the Ciquera's. He was on our team and he got 3 baskets. Robbie got a 3 pointer! Everything was pretty fun. I gotta eat dinner. Bye. Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12:11 AM 1/1/08! This is not a entry, but Happy New Year to all of you! The Dick Clark New Year's Show was fun! Happy 2008!

 

12/31/07 3:48 PM 99th entry!_!

 

           8 hours and 12 minutes left until the new year, which is 2008! Kenny just left 25 minutes ago. We played this game called "Super Monkey Ball DELUXE." OMG it was so fun! There was a party games section, and there were 20 games to choose from! There was Monkey Boat, race, baseball, golf, fight, paintball, tennis,soccer, target, and many more! The soccer one was funny, because the guy was like "GOOOOOOOAL!" I think there is a soccer announcer who talks like that... Anyways, I had a great time, and, of course, we played Mumbles Maximum. We might change it and call it "Mumbles Mania." We also made up a game called "Reflex." You have the 8 Mumbles balls, and you see how many you can catch at once when all of them are being thrown at once. The most anyone got was 6, by me today. We just made it up. Well, we are going to the Orchid tonight at 5:15 or 5:30 PM. Then, we will come home and watch the Dick Clark's New Year Show!  G2g.

 

Will write later,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

12/30/07 5:45 PM 98th entry- 100 on the way!

 

              Hello! I just want to say, I am waiting until the New Year to finish my story. Yes, it is finished. I just gotta copy & paste it. The Jets are winning! YES!  And, my second and third favorite teams are facing each other today. The Washington Redskins vs. the Dallas Cowboys.  There was just a play in the game where they wanted to see if one of the Redskins receivers caught it. They say there was a trap, and he bobbled it. I think he caught it. Also, the Patriots beat the Giants! UGH! I was up for almost the whole thing. It was 38-35. The Patriots won, and they went undefeated. I was mad. I just thought that they had it. I mean, I don't hate the Giants. But when they play teams where my favorite players are on, then I don't like them. Especially when they play the Cowboys. No one will touch my Tony Romo. If they do, well, action must be taken. But, today, the problem is this: Santana Moss is my favorite player, and he used to be on the Jets. He got traded to the Redskins for Laveranues Coles. This year, I started loving the Cowboys. You would probably say "Well, they are the rivals of the Giants." Well, that is the case when it comes to the Braves. Well, partly because the Braves are the rivals of the Mets. But anyways, I love Terrell Owens, and Jason Witten, and the kicker Gramatica. Well, the score is 10-3, Redskins. Well, I'm gonna watch the Jets kill the Chiefs! 

 

You can keep this entry if you want,

 

Joey

 

PS: Happy New Year's Eve's Eve!

 

 

 

 

 

 

12/30/07 12:30 PM 97th entry

 

 

            Hi! Sorry I forgot to write yesterday. I have to write once more after this entry today, and 2 times tomorrow to get to 100 before New Year's Day. Kenny is coming over tomorrow, so I can write about that. I hope he likes my house! Tomorrow, me and my mom might go to the Orchid, a Chinese restraunt, tomorrow, at maybe 6 PM. We might just order in, though. I have never had their food before. I hope it is good! I like Chinese food. It is pretty decent. I LOVE cheese wontons. SO GOOD! And, I love my steamed dumplings and french fries. Well, have a nice day!

 

HAND, (HAVE A NICE DAY,!)

 

Joey

 

 

12/28/07 7:20 PM 96th entry

 

               Hey. I just got started with my iPod today, and I have 5 songs on it, and a episode of Drake & Josh. It is not my favorite show, but I just wanted to see if the video would work. I was going to get Weird Al's White & Nerdy song, but it is better to get 20 minutes more of video for the same price. So, I have 8 songs left to get. I have it charging right next to me right now. It takes 3 hours to charge. Well, today I had Chris over. We played the Mumbles Maximum and Mumbles Dodgeball. Mumbles Maximum is a juggling game where you have 2 players, and you have the Mumbles balls in your hand. You throw one, and when one is thrown, another new ball is thrown. If you drop it and you can't scoop it off the ground in 1 bounce or less, it's out. And the last one thrown without being dropped is the winner. We named the big green ball Jiggly Jello (J.J,) and named the small yellow one Spikester. We got far in the standings, and a lot of balls scored a lot of points. Big Green scored most of the points. We also played a little Madden '08, and we used one of the Movie Nite Set-up things I got for Christmas. It comes with popcorn you have to make in the microwave, and comes with 2 glasses, and 2 popcorn holders. I also have a Dave & Thomas popcorn set that comes with a $20 gift card! Oh, and yesterday, we went over to the person who cuts our hair, Diane. She has 2 sons- Anthony and Ben. Ben is in 9th grade, and Anthony is is 6th grade. Me and Anthony mostly hung out, but Ben was with us a little bit too. I had a good time playing video games there. And, he had an XBOX 360! It was pretty cool. We played some demos of Tony Hawk game, and we kept on going on top of this building, and doing grinds on a construction tractor, and fo a wall climb, and the guy almost made it, but one time, he fell on his face. Well, gotta go!

 

Yours Truly,

 

Joey

 

 

12/26/07 7:38 PM 95th entry 

 

            Happy Day after Christmas! I was just watching the show "Everybody Loves Raymond," with Ray Romano  Ray and Debra were having a fight about who gets the bathroom, and they had a fight with the water head(the one that you clean the shower with.) Hey, have you ever seen the Kia-Fest car commercial? OMG, it is so funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybwbZ2D-c-M&feature=related And here is some Frank Caliendo impressions(skip until 4th minute for the first one.) : (Stars mean they are one of my favorite.)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1209194088478280078&q=Mike+%26+Mike&total=295085&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=5 *FAVORITE

http://video.google.com/videoplaydocid=18655223375773872&q=Frank+Caliendo+does+Bill+Walton&total=1&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6635416105544084797&q=frank+caliendo&total=504&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1 *FAVORITE

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1493031365926366838&q=frank+caliendo&total=504&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=5

 

He is very funny, isn't he? No response. Whateva. Well, have a good day!

 

Sincerely Yours,

 

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12/25/07 8:40 PM 94th entry- MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

              Hello to all, and Merry Christmas! On this day, many years ago, Jesus was born! The Christmas show was amazing! We got ripped off though, because it was about 30 minutes shorter. But, in the beginning, we put on these 3-D glasses,  and it was so cool! The Rockettes were cool! And, near the end, some guy was firing cannon, and the nutcracker men, or soldiers, fell down so slowly, and they kept on bending, and they were so terrific! Today, I got lots of presents, and my mom got a lot too! I got a beanbag chair, a video game chair, a hot chocolate maker, which comes with a mixer, cocoa mix, and marshmallows. I also got 2 Texas Longhorn hats, a Navy Hat, 2 mumbles balls, a Reindeer Webkinz, Madden '08 for the PC, an IPOD, and so much more! There was a lot of stuff under and to the side of our tree! We took some pictures, and I had a great time! Merry Christmas to all, and here are my decorations:

         

 

 

 

Merry Christmas!

 

Joey

12/23/07 3:41 PM 93rd entry

 

 

                Hello! Well, tomorrow is Christmas Eve! We are going to see the Radio City Christmas Show! Today, my mom is making Spinach Stuffing. To be honest, it is 1,000,000 times better than the Baked Ziti. The Giants are losing! =)! I am 7 away from the 100 mark! I might get past 200 by the end of the year! Well, I will probably will  not write on here tomorrow. I will probably write on Christmas Day. Well, here is a new feature on my wiki! I will give you a few links each week, or even words you could search to get the trivia correct! Or, they could be any random links for the future. Here are some links about amazing quarterbacks (HINT, HINT):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Unitas - RIP

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Namath    

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Favre     

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Montana  

Well, the Jets are playing at 4 PM. They could actually be 5-11! They will probably stay in 3rd place, though. UGH! I thought this year was gonna be the year! Well, if I don't write on here on Christmas, MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

    

 

 

 

12/21/07 1:20 PM 92nd entry

 

           Guys, thanks for all of the comments! I really appreciate it. Well, we had the Lunch Inn. We finished 1 and a quarter of Baked Ziti. 1 whole tub was gone, and everyone loved it! My song on the soundtrack was Life is A Highway, and it is the Rascal Flatts version of it. My buddy wasn't here today. Quinn was spending the day with his dad... I think. Well, we are in the lab... Again. I am going to Chris's house today. I hope I can beat him in Madden '08? Who should I pick to beat the Chargers? Cowboys or Patriots? Gotta go!

 

Joey

 

 

 12/21/07 8:45 pm 91st entry

 

        Hey people. Well, today is the last day of school for 2007. I will be writing over the vacation. Well, I hope you all have a Happy Holiday! I hope I get so much stuff! I got past 100 comments! I hope by the New Year, I will be at 100 entries! Today is the Holiday Lunch Inn. My mom is bringing in Baked Ziti. I hope the people like it. There are so many deserts to choose from! And this morning, Mr. Pollitt and I brought up the quesadilla maker, plates, drinks, and a lot more. I knew he had a 2003 Ford! Well, see ya!

 

TTYL

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

12/20/07 4:45 PM 90th entry

 

          Hello! Well, this brings back memories, all the way back to my first entry. I am going to decorate my wiki for Christmas. I will start today. This will not be much of an entry, though. Tomorrow Is the lunch inn! My mom is bringing in Baked Ziti! I hope people like it! Well, here are the decorations:

 This is my house:   More decorations:  Ok. What do you think? This will be added on to the other decorations on Christmas. Guys, you can answer 12/14/07's trivia until tomorrow, and also tomorrow, you can do the Hoilday Trivia. I hope that helps you. So, check out the holiday trivia. If you cannot get on, tell me and I will give you the trivia on paper.

 

Bye!

Joey

 

 

12/19/07 3:10 PM 89th entry

 

         Hey! Guess what? We got Mumbles back yesterday. Isn't that great? Well, I have to do a spelling story.

 

           How I think the life of a weird person is:

           First, he gets his weird dog, and puts him on a weird COLLAR, which is COPPER. The dog has a PROBLEM. The guy made him out of CLOTH. Then, he plays football with his friends, which are even weirder than him. They had all went on trial in COURT for acting weird. Their BODIES are shaped like a square. Anyways, the guy goes 20 yards past the BOTTOM of the pocket, and gets sacked. He runs a COURSE with obstacles... which are on the side... and the course goes straight. The guy always DROPPED the interception, which, well, they got knocked down by. Peyton Manning OFFERED to help, but they were too terrible. But, they BLOSSOMED from a square body to an octagon, and the are now on America's Next Weirdest Man MODEL- aka Biggest Loser 2.

 

See ya!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

12/18/07 5:35 PM 88th entry

 

        Howdy! Early Morning Gym is done for 2007, because the last one is girls only. Then, in 2008, we go to floor hockey. I am ALMOST done with "Bad Luck Cubs," and I am just thinking of an ending to the chapter. Today, we went into the computer lab, and we worked on some covers for the CD's we are giving the buddies of our favorite song. Then, we typed a review on the movie from the book on "Holes." There are a lot more similarities than differences. I have a pretty good memory, so I can remember differences in what people say. I am also an OK writer, so I think I can put together an average review, or if I really concentrate, a good one! And also, you can do the trivia from 12/14/07 until Friday. See ya!

 

Type Tomorrow!

 

Joey

 

12/17/07 8:30 PM 87th entry

 

        The Jets lost! OMG there was this 1 call in the 4th quarter, and Bill Belicheck challenged it. And, McCairens was in, and the commentators agreed. But, it was called incomplete. Isn't that just terrible? I know, it is terrible. That was trrble. That's a trrble, trrble thing. Man that was crazy. That is how Charles Barkley speaks. He says "trrble," not terrible. Well, that's all I really wanted to say. Well, in 2 days we are having a party in religion class, to celebrate Christmas. There are some peanut allergies, so we have to watch what we eat. It is good to take a break from religion. I personally don't like it because I am going to Church for 2 days a week. Well, that is it.

 

g2g

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

12/16/07 12:45 PM 86th entry

 

           Hey, hey, hey! Well, the Jets are playing the Patriots! I would party all night if the Jets win today. The Pats are 13-0.:o. Yes, I know. The Dolphins, are 0-13. :0 Yes, I know. The Jets are 3-10. @@@@@:0. Well, it would be somethig if one of the worst team beat one of the best teams. Wow, that would be great. Anyways, I got home yesterday, and I watched some Frank Caliendo stuff. He is so funny! He does imatations of everyone! And, they are very good. He was on Mike & Mike in the Morning recently, and he did a great Charles Barkley. OMG! Well, you can search Mike & Mike-Frank Caliendo, and go to videos, and it will be there! He is better than Rick Miller, the guy with the 25 most annoying voices. Frank is also sometimes on Fox before football games. He does a amazing imatation of Jim Rome.  Also, I gotta get to 100 comments! That will be cool too! Well, gotta go!

 

Sincerely,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

12/13/07 7:13 PM 85th entry

 

     What. Is Up. Well, today is Thursday. And you know what that means, right? Resting day! Yea!!!!!! Well, I am doing "Bad Luck Cubs," and will be done soon. Well, we did the Secret Santa today! I had Jake, and Jake got me! Isn't that weird? Anyways, I got 4 packs of baseball cards, which is going to come in handy, because I could trade some multiples for some oldies, and even get new ones, and rare rookie cards! I also got a Life Savers Sweet Story book, which is cool 'cause I love Life Savers. I got Jake 1 huge mumbles ball, and one small one. The big mumbles ball lights up! I got him al smiley light up ring, a baseball and bat keychain, a Kooky pen named Volt, a milk chocolate Santa, and a pencil grip from the school store. I think we got him some nice things. And, it was only about 10-12 dollars too, so we didn't majorly go over the price limit! Well, I hope everyone enjoyed their gifts, and Christmas will be 9 days away!

      From,

 

Joey

 

 

 

12/12/07 3:31PM/  84th entry

 

           Hello to all! Well, I gotta write, or type a current event sumarry or reaction. I, of course, will be doing a reaction. I will do the spelling story after the current event.  I am doing a reaction, as ususal.Here is the link: http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/F/FBN_JETS_VIDEOTAPING?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=HOME

 

       Well, the taping war bewtween the New England Patriots and the New York Jets began last year, something unkown, until now.  Mangini said he had permission to record and tape in both endzones during a playoff game in January. "We taped the game, is what we taped, and we taped end-zone copy of the game, and we tape a double end zone, which is standard operating procedure for us." Mangini said on Wednesday. But, I think this is nothing like what the Patriots did on the first game of the season. Stealing defensive signals are, well, cheating. Besides, in baseball, people watch tapes to see how the pitchers pitch. It's not like they are stealing signs. But, baseball is a different sport, because even if you memorize the signs, you can't see the catcher calling the sign. But, now the Jets must make new signs,and have to make sure it is not another coaches signal. But, Mangini did not support his answer for why the Patriots stopped the Jets from taping when they already had permission. Mangini just shook his shoulders. I think Mangini is lying. But, I still think that it not as bad as the Patriots doing what they did earlier. I mean, what if they had done it before? You always wish if you could have someone who could tell the truth for if you were lying or not. Well, what happened is what happened. There is nothing you can do. If you do it again, you get fined. If ya don't like it, well, you can go to jail. If it will nake you happier. Unfourtanetly, many people could have many comebacks against me. I won't mention any of them, 'cause I'm a true Jets fan!

 

Ok. Here is the spelling story. I promise it will be the shortest one ever, and it will make sense.

            The Prince of the Tree

In the BEGINNING of his life, John didn't wanna RISK climbing a tree, but his hands might SLIP off the tree LIMB and he would QUICKLY fall. He tried it, and fell into a DITCH as he did a leg SPLIT. He was a FIFTH of a second away from hurting his WRIST.He LIMPED to his house and had a PITCHER of water.

 

 Well, that's it! Gotta go!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

12/10/07 5:00 PM 83rd entry

 

             =) !_! :D :-) Hey, guys! (or girls.) Well, I got a question for Luch to answer this week! And, I will have a soccer question next week.  Well, there is this book called "Holes," by Louis Sachar. It is about a kid who is named Stanley, alledgedly stole shoes from a famous baseball player. He goes to Camp Green Lake where he digs holes. And, there are looking for something, not just to build character. Well, at the end of the book, Stanley is covered with yellow-spotted lizards,  with Zero, and the lizards will kill you with one bite. And the Warden lies about what happened and why they were down in the hole with the lizards. They lie about Zero losing his files, because he has no family. Well, here is what happened to the Warden:

 

          For not obeying Child Labor Laws, the Warden should have gone to jail. She did. But, there was this one guy named Duffy. He had found a escape cellar  in the corner of the jail cellar.  Duffy and Walker got a screwdriver, which was in the Warden's pockets, and grabbed a tree branch near the window of the jail cellar. They pried open the cellar door, and they were down in the sewer. "You got me into this mess, didn't you?" Warden Walker asked. "No, Smart Alec. I was trying to escape, smarts. That's what the plan was. You don't like it here? Deal with it. It's already enough I got stuck here with you." Duffy said, sternly. "And why is getting stuck with me so bad? I am attractive. If you don't think I am, well, you'll get scratched  with one of these." The Warden showed Duffy her rattlesnake venom fingernails, the nails she scratched Mr. Sir with. Duffy said "No thanks." And they kept walking. It didn't seem long before there was an edge to the sidewalk. They saw a sewer escape on the roof. There was a ladder near the water. "We better get that ladder, there." The warden said. "Yeah, I know. I ain't that dumb." Duffy got the ladder, and he brought her up to there. When it was the time Warden Walker got up, a car came by. The wheel smacked her in the face. She fell all the way down. But- " I got ya!" Duffy said. The ladder collapsed on them, as it flowed into the river of sewer water. Duffy swam into it and got it back. They climbed up. A car was 3 blocks down, racing towards where they were getting out. "Come on! We can make it!" The Warden exclaimed. The Warden made it safely across. Duffy made it, but a car came rushing by. Duffy raced for the end of the street. Anyways, he had made it to the other side, but as the car came by, his shoe fell off. His leg was slightly flattened. Blood was streaming from his cut. The Warden, disgusted, say "That's what you deserve." And she left him there, all out in the middle of Texas, nothing nearby. A police car came by. It stopped. More cars came rushing down the street. They started chasing the Warden. She ran, but was caught. She scratched the men with her nails, and ran away. Then, they stopped. The Warden kept running. They had Duffy in their hands. They shouted "YOU DID THIS TO HIM!" And started chasing again. By the time they started running, the Warden was out past the fog of the night. She was hot, cold, starved, and alone. She lived like that until one woman came by and said "Hey, what are you doing out here?" She said. "Who in the name of the devil are you?" The Warden said. "Well, I'm Lena Barlow." She said, calmly. She had a sack in her hand, and the Warden asked "What's in the bag?" "Cash, and lots of it! I stole it from Austin National. Want some?" She asked, happily. "Su-" She couldn't finish her sentence. "Y-Y-ou!" The Warden said, her teeth chattering. It was winter, so it was surprisingly cold. "What are you talking about?" She asked, worried. "Say, did you have a great, great, great grandomother named Kissin' Kate Barlow? Because if you did have one, you ruined my life! I had to dig for that treasure chest for years! Every holiday, every cold night. Even Christmas. I never had a break." (Flashback to the Warden's childhood.) "Mommy, I don't wanna dig holes! I wanna play with my friends!" The little Warden asked. "Deal with it. It's already enough I have to deal with you. And, don't you wanna be rich? Then, dig for the treasure chest." Her mom said. (Back to present time.) "I see. Well, you are totally right. Well, gotta go!" Then, the Police appeared. They trampled Warde Walker, and it seemed like they were trying to stop something so she would not be harmed. Then, the Warden's life was over. No one knows how. Here are the facts:

        She was not shot.

        She was not stranded in the desert. She was taken by Lena to a hospital.

      She had a mark on her neck when she was buired, and it was red.

      When she was at the hospital, Duffy appeared. He said his famous line: "This isn't-" but could not finish.

      Mr. Sir was in the room when the Warden passed.

 

 

You fill in the holes.

 

Well, that's my story! Gotta go!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12/9/07 10:40 PM 82nd entry

 

          Hello, wiki readers, or, whatever you are! :D Anyways, I am 18 away from 100! This is peer pressure. So, we are not that far away. We are getting closer! :^) Well, that's all I really wanted to say. Well, my mom is going to make reservations with Umberto's for my cousins, Godmother and Godfather. We are going to say the Radio City Christmas Show in New York before we takr the train into our town.   and my mom will do the pickle thing. (A new tradition.) We will hide it in the tree. Then, the person that doesn't hide it will have to find it. Then, if they don't find it, we switch. The person that didn't find will have to hide. We keep doing it until one person finds it.  Then, the first one to find it will open a present on Christmas Eve. Then., we got to sleep and wait until the next day, and we open our presents! 

 

g2g

 

Joey 

 

 

 

12/8/07 6:56 PM 81st entry

         Hello to all! Told ya I would write on here today! Well, our basketball team lost, 50-47. We have so really good players. Some of them are on travel basketball. There is this kid Jonathan, and he almost made a basket at the end of the game, and it was very close. There was this kid, number 3, when he was guarding us, he just stood by the basket, and did nothing. Me and Kenny were always open when he was guarding us. Well, he wasn't playing zone. Everyone else was  man-to-man.  We played against Jared's team, the Lakers. We are the Celtics. I wear Ray Allen's number, 20. Anf, we were winning by like 20 at one point, and we lost it. We were winning until the last minute. But every time we played slightly aggresive, we always got called for a foul. It was inda weird. Oh well. You win some, you lose some Also, we put up our decorations today! We put some outdoor ornaments on some trees, and put some lights on some bushes! Acutally, we put lights everywhere. We also put ornaments everywhere.  tWell, it was fun. . Bye!

 

From,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

12/8/07  5:28 PM  80th entry 

 

        Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, my mom and I decorated the outside of our house! So, the bad news. I will not be able to write 100 entries on Christmas Day. I will be 3   entries short.  I have to write 3 more times 2 times a day. To start, I will write again today. It will be 19 until the best moment ever! And, here is Bad Luck Cubs! Hope you enjoy it!

 

 

 Chapter 7

 

        Rob was there. The moment had come true. Rob had practiced so hard over the weeks, and here is where he stands. An 11 year old playing a MLB position. Rob walked in, and Lou was with him. Lou said "He's on the team, bro. Deal with it."  when the man asked for the ticket. Then, the man said "I ain't gonna deal with it. Go stick your head in fire, smarts. You wouldn't dare get an 11 year old to play for your team. But, whatever. Go in."  "Ok, Whatever you say." Lou replied.  Under the man's breath, he muttered "Old man."   " What did you just call me?" Lou barked. The man bellowed, and laughed "You heard me. Old man. O-L-D M-A-N.  Are you catching what I'm throwing? Are you putting up what I'm putting down? Are you smelling what I'm cooking? Are you hearing what I'm saying."  "Yea, I catch your drift. You think your so hip, why don't you put on a show like I do on T.V? Well, no offense, but I shouldn't be talking to a guy who stamps tickets. You get like what, 5 bucks these days? Didn't think so. See ya. " The man was shocked. Lou went into the stadium, and led Rob to the dugout. He saw Derek Lee, and he said to him "Hey, what's up? So, your the new RF for the Cubs. Hope you do a good job!" To Rob, he thought if Lee was nice to him, everyone else must be nice to him too. Well, they weren't.

 

 

See ya! 

 

Joey

 

 

12/7/07  7:38 PM  79th entry

 

        Hey, hey, hey! Today in school, we learned about economics. We learned about how to act in an interview, and how buisnesses grow.  Anways, the concert was great! And today, we heard about the play. It is CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. AUGUSTUS! I wanna be Willie Wonka. And also, we did this thing called Secret Santa. You pick a name out of a hat, and go buy them a gift. You don't know who is getting you a gift, though. That's why it's called "Secret Santa."  I had Drew over, and we are making up new sports. So far, we have Racket by Rule, a tennis game with football in it.  We have Fumble Football. We have Mumbles Maximum, which is a game where you have 4 Mumbles balls. You throw one underhand. When you catch one, another one is thrown. There is also Mumbles Dodgeball, Ice Cube Chew, and Keep it Up, Heap It Up. (Like Footsies and soccer combined.) our company is Woodstocks Amazing Sport Entertainment. It is pretty cool. Well, gotta go. Bye!

 

 

 

 

12/6/07 6:00 PM 78th entry

 

         Hello wiki people! Well, we have the concert tonight. We are singing Somewhere in My Memory, Light The Candles, Mr. Grinch, Christmas Peace Canon (Dona, Nobis, Pacem.), and Silent Night.  We sang twice at our school already. I am getting ready. We are going to our high school to preform! The theatre, (Autotorium), is huge! But, we get very close together. And it is annoying. I feel bad for Tom, because he is at the end. And he possibly could have the least amount of room. Good luck with that, Murphy.  :' That is a smirk! And, well, that's really it. I gotta get ready, and I will tell you about the concert tomorrow. And don't worry, I jhave not forgotten about Bad Luck Cubs!

 

See ya later!_!

 

Joey

 

 

 

12/5/07 1:20 PM/3:30 PM/ 6:05 PM 77th entry

 

 

        Hey, what's up? We are waiting for the buddies to come, so, here I am! We are about to start the PowerPointwith the info. But there is a problem. The computer lab is only open 1 more time for the rest of the cycle, so we won't be having itr for a while. Well, here come the buddies! Bye!

 

          Ok.  I am back. Guess what? There is a new part of the wiki! We get to choose any 3 people in the class who we can comment on, besides the people at our table! So, we get to comment on 9 people's! =). OMG, guess what? I thought of a some really cool smilies! Check it out:  :^), (with nose):0)(with nose), XD, (laughing uncontrollably), :(|) (monkey), @@@@@:) (Marge Simpson):-)~ (drool), +:) (girl with bow) :/ (smirk) Awesome, right? I am gonig to make more.  Anyways, I gotta do my spelling story, using 10 of the words. So, here it is!

 

                        There once was a man who was a CLERK. He INTENDED to stay at work overtime, but he wanted to go to a party, So, when he was about to leave, a girl ENTERED ths store. Her SENTENCE was "Hi. Can I have an AMERICAN -themed  bicycle HELMET?"   "  Sorry. PERHAPS another time, and besides, this store is EMPTY now. I am leaving. So, maybe another time." The clerk said, with a slight TEMPER.  The place smelled like PERFUME to the clerk.  But it was a PERSON perfume, so at least it was good-smelling. Then, the girl said "  I DEPENDED on you. I am leaving. Bye!"  "Bye."  Then,  the man was in the desert. A huge HERD of donkey's came rushing at him. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed the man. Well, the man got punished for not giving the girl the helmet. Who did it to him? It was-

 

         Not telling who it was is a great way to end a story! Check out my comments page to see all the ways to do smileys!

 

g2g

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12/3/07 6:25 PM 76th entry 

 

           Hey, wiki readers! What do you want? Jk. Anyways, hello! I am going to write "Bad Luck Cubs,"  soon.  Also, looking closely at my commas and periods. They look very similar. Just make sure you know the difference! It snowed yesterday.  I used my snow pass. I thought, the odds of there being a day of snow during the week are 3/12 out of 7.  Because Friday, Saturday, and Sunday you don't get HW, and sometimes there is a day off, and even a snow day! And, since I don't recall having a snow day last year, or it snowing at all,  how am I supposed to believe there will be one this year? I mean, there was slush and sleet, but very tiny snow. There was snowflakes, but not snow on the ground, so that you can actually see it.  And also, it's a Monday. I don't like Monday's. It is so boring.  You gotta go back to school again, 5 days in a row.  Whatever. Anyways, we met with the Albig's today. We are doing a New Year's Eve Around the World Webquest. We have to find info about New Year's Eve and Day in Portugal. It is sort of familiar with the Mexican and Spanish, but different. I am making sports trivia. I already have my questions for the week.  We had Gym today.  We did gymnastics. My favorite parts is going on the Tarzan rope, where you leap over the cones and the stick set on it. The point is not to knock over the stick. And, climbing the Cargo net. You just climb up, and get down. It is yellow, and it is fun! Well, bye!

 

See ya, Wiki Readers!

 

Joey

 

 

 

12/2/07 3:59 PM 75th entry

 

              *Sniffle, sniffle* Hi! Zup, Sup, Cup! This will be the last time I will be writing  in Times New Roman, the font. I wil change to...  Impact.  Since it is hard to read, I will only do it for 10 entries.  I'm gonna miss you Times New Roman! After Impact, I will do Arial until 100! It is my favorite one of all. The Jets are winning right now, and will be their second win against the Dolphins. The Dolphins have not won a game. How sad. They are 0-12. It makes me feel good, in a Jets perspective, because at least you don't lose ALL the time. This will be the Jets 3rd win of the year. The Jets scored 40 points! Amazing! They can actually score that many points! Anyways, me and my Godmother went out Christmas shopping for my mom. We got her 2 holiday comfort 2 shirts, a Christmas Album, a black & white turtle neck, Gold Loop Earings, Red Slippers, black gloves & scarf, Christmas socks, and something else from Sears. We got her 4 candles, 3 small, 1 big. We got her some gum, assorted chocolates, a small snowglobe, and a lot more, from CVS (And some lotions, too.) I can't remember everything. I wrapped it last night. My cousins stayed unril 9 PM, and they left. I watched some televison, and went to bed at around 9:45.  

 

g2g

 

Joey       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12/1/07 10:40 PM 74th entry

 

           Peoples. I have something sad to tell you. Nah, I'm just joking. Today is now December. What? Never heard of December? It is the last month of the year. Hanukkah, Christmas, and Kwanzaa is in December. I am Christian. I am going shopping today. I am also spending time with my cousin's, Michael & Jenna. We got her the Fur Berries, a stuffed animal cat (read my 61st entry,) and Betty Spaghetty. I hope she likes them. I also have my first basketball game today! It is at 12:00 PM, before my cousins come over. Kenny is on my team. We also got 3 or 4 other good players. I think we are going to do really good. We are the Celtics. KG (Kevin Garnett,) is on the Celtics. Legend Lary Bird was on the Celtics. So they have a good history.  I hope we make it to the Finals, and win it all! Lets go Celtics! Anyways, I forgot to tell you. Posada re-signed with the Yankees! Yea. But there is 1 problem. Johan Santana may come to the Yankees. I am thinking "OH MY GOD! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!" But, we have to give up our best prospect, Phil Hughes. This is a HUGE problem. Every time we trade someone away, they do amazing. They always stink with us. Comment on my page. I want to see what you think of it.

 

Yo,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11/30/07 7:50 PM 73rd entry

 

         Yo. I saw this video. It was made by comedian Rick Miller. He changes pitch greatly! The song immatated is "Bohemain Rhapsody," by the band Queen. The voices are so funny! But, the are real! Just go to google and search 25 most annoying voices, and it should come up.  OMG the funniest thing ever! The top 2 are ANDREA BOCCELI. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! And Guns N Roses (Axl Rose) At 5:07, he does it so funny! And his Rolling Stones (4:13) is so hilarious! It is so funny! I couldn't stop laughing! Luch, Metallica is in this one. He sings Denis DeYoung like, well, Dennis DeYoung. He does it with his eyes wide open. Neil Diamond, the guy who sings "Sweet Caroline," is in this video. Barney the Dinosaur is in it. Anyways, I am going shopping for my mom with my Aunt. I think that she gives me gifts, why can't I give her gifts? She gives me some money, and I go shopping for her. We are going to Sears for her. Enjoy the trivia me, Tom, and Chris put up on the Animal Trivia Link. It was all no trouble at all. Lol, and see ya.

 

TTYL 

 

Joey, yo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

11/29/07 12:05 PM 72nd entry

 

              Sup Yall! Today, we read the Red Headed Leauge. I did this in red to relate to the book. It was pretty good. It was about Sherlock Holmes solving a mystery. There is this guy, John Clay. He is a big theif in England. They try to catch him. Sherlock Holmes predicts that they will come on Saturday night. The Bank Of London was closed, so it was their chance. Clay and his pal, Archie, were both caught. It was fun talking in a British accent as we acted it out.

 

g2g

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

11/28/07 4:50 PM/ 5:45 PM/ 7:45 PM (Last part of entry continued on bottom)   71st entry- OMG This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life! :D 0_0 :) ;) ~_~ !_! ^_^ :p !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9_9

 

         Can you feel it? I can! Olleh! (It is hello spelled backwards, and could possibly spell "OLAY!" This is the best thing that has happened to me. I'd like to thank the acadamy, who did nothing at all for me. The people are the ones who matter the most. As Martin Luther King said "I HAVE A DREAM!" Well, this one came true. I must admit, I never knew there was such thing as a "Wiki," and realized it is probably from "Wikipedia." I'd like to thank my computer, who got me about 65 entries or so. I'd like to Thank Mr. Pollitt, who made the wiki possible. I'd like to thank everyone in this class. For such great support along the way. I would not like to thank no one, because even people in Australia help us. (I have no idea how they could possibly make a difference for this record.) And, most of all. I would like to thank.... myself. Don't ask why. You know why I put myself in that speech. I am the champ! ^_^.  You all are thinking, "He must be pretty self-centered to thank himself." Well, I am self-centered. DEAL WITH IT. Just kidding. Well, I gotta write a spelling story & the current events. It is going to be a special feature at today's Award Ceremony. First, I will do the spelling story.

 

        Richard lived near the MOUNTAINS in Colorado. He also lived near the Mississippi River. He had took it with him when he moved. He also took his house, his work office, and his friends with him. He packed it and them up in the moving truck, and left. He lived in Robertson COUNTY. Rich was in his home.  Richard then came downstairs to smell the cooking his wife, Marie, was making.There was a FOUL stench in the room. It was the TROUT he had caught back by the Mississippi River. HOWEVER, the biggest stench was a big bass he had caught. He had LOANED tons of trout to his friends at work for lunch. His friend, Joey, was the King of The Universe. He thought Joey was the coolest man he had ever seen. He won the World's Strongest Man Contest ever since he was 1 year old, back in 1978. He was born on the day the Yankees won the '77 Series. Anyways, Rich came in and tasted the boiling water, which the trout & bass was in. He CROUCHED down, to see if the pizza he was cooking was ready. It was fine. The timer needed 15 more minutes before it would ring. He tasted the water. It was SOUR. Nothing was too sour for the Richster, he thought. He stood corrected. Rich went out to the car. He had to UNLOAD his fishing equipment. He had left it there, thinking he would get it in the morning. His dog came rushing down the stairs, and started to GROWL. He started chasing it's tail. He caught it. It came off. Just kidding. He could not catch it, like most dogs could not. There was a cat outside The dog, who was named Ryan, was a COWARD. He watched a stray dog fight it, and he could have helped. The dog was hurt badly, and HOWLED. He could not PRONOUNCE his howl right, because he was in serious pain. Ryan ran to the dog, in sympathy. There was POWDER next to the dog. It said "Do away with itches with Ashes & Logs!" It was some sort of product for poison ivy, or mosquitoes. And the cat must've found the scent irresistible, and licked it off, but the dog would not let the cat, so he started to SOAK his claws in the powder, licked the dog, and left. Richard came out. The dog stood up and did some sort of dance. Ryan thought it was the jive. Marie came home with a BLOUSE, and put it on the dog. They all laughed together.

 

 

Now, for the current event. Part 2 of the double header. This is a reaction

 

           Hot off the press! OW!: http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/11/28/sudan.bears/index.html

 

                  Well, what do we have here? A religious arrest? Well, I think it is partly  this teacher's fault, but not all of her fault. Her name is Gillian Gibbons. GG.It is partly not Gillain's  fault because, well, what if she is not a Muslem? How is she supposed to know how they live? You should only be responsible for YOUR religion. But, I am guessing most Sudanese must be Muslems. So, if she moved here, (she's British,) she should know that religion and know not to let a child name a teddy bear "Mohammed." You can still practice your beliefs, but you must follow the ambassador's rules of religion. She may report to court on Thursday. She may get 40 lashes, which is like 1,000 needles stuck in your skin, a foregin object. Or, she could get jail time, or a fine. She was arrested when some student's complained to the police. This could be very, very, bad. You should be told not to let someone name someone, or something "Mohammed." So, Gillian Gibbons will get her punishment.

 

There is the doubleheader.. I will come on later to write on this famous entry. Kid Nation is on tonight. It is like a Kid's Survivor. They are in a abandoned town. Bonanza City, New Mexico. There is only 1 adult who is on the show. The one who runs the Showdowns. Showdowns are events where you must do a certain task, and if you finish first, you get the Upper Class. You get paid $1.00 to do nothing. Some kids work anyways. Some kids don't work at all. There is 50 cents for the merchants. They sell stuff in the stores. 25 cents for the cooks. And 10 cents for the laborers. These are the one who haul water, clean toilets, etc. It is a really good show and it shows how you should act to people. And afterthe showdown, the town council (people who run the town,) decides to make a choice. For example, Go Karts, or fresh fruit (don't get fruit.) An arcade, or Bible books. It is about responsibility. And, someone gets a 2 pound, thick gold star worth $20,000. There is this girl Taylor, who is a complete Drama Queen. She does not want to do any work given, or needed to be done. Her famous line: "DEAL WITH IT."

 

         What. Is. Up? This will be my last writing for the night. I am not bragging, I just know you think this is amazing. Just kidding. Well, I finally did it. On 100, that will be cool. By the end of the year, if I write at least once every day, I will have 104 entries. I will have 98 on Christmas. I mnust write 2 times on one day to get to 100 on Christmas. But I will worry about that when the time comes. Happy Christmas! Merry Easter. Jk lol. Do you like Mariah Carey? I heard the song "All I Want For Christmas," and it is great! :

 

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas

This is all I'm asking for

I just want to see my baby

Standing right outside my door

Oh I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

Baby all I want for Christmas is...

You

 

 

      Awesome song. I hope you enjoy your day.. And the Award Show. Have a nice day... And a few people had the same article as me. 7:57 PM.

 

Joey Out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11/27/07  1:01 PM, and 8:07 PM 70th entry- it's over! :p :D ^_^ :)

 

  The Islanders lost last night. Oh, sorry. Hello Earthlings! This is it! After all my hard work, I finally did it! 70 full entries. After all the speed typing; I tied. But, tomorrow, when I break the record, it will be more important. I hope I can defend my title for a while. I feel bad for Casey, though. She held the record for like, 4 months. I get a head start, and I am still writing. You are probably thinking I got nothing better to do than go on here. I have tons of things to do, but except the Playstation 2, and the Gameboy, nothing lasts a long time. Oh, and television also. The Charlie Brown Christmas is on right now! I always loved Charlie Brown. I always thought it was funny, and enjoyable to watch. It is a tradition that my mom and I watch Charlie Brown. I forgot to put that in my writing... Aw man! Anyways ;). (Wink.) There is a commercial in Charlie Brown right now. I like the part when Linus talks about Christmas,  and about how God loves us. Then, a girl shouts out "Yea, ok. It really all about the presents!" Linus is Charlie Brown's friend, and he always carries his blankey (y, not t.  I did it on purpose.) And Luch, Rick DiPietro is gonna kill Henrik Lundqvist and Sean Avery. (I don't like Sean Avery.) I don't like the Rangers. Hello, Islanders. Where we live? I thought that might come to mind. Think about it. ( I am not a big hockey fan, but am trying to get into it.)

 

 

Hello,

 

 yeoJ (Joey)

 

 

 

11/26/07 7:56 PM 69th entry ^_^ :p

 

             What's up yall? Oh right, the sky. Anyways, I went over to John's house today. We played Madden '05. We played Call of Duty 3, and we went on the computer. I had lots of fun. And, I had some Goldfish too.It was SO FOGGY out when we left. It looked like upstate! Or if you were in a swap, or something. Jared, I hope you enjoyed the trivia. And Tom.  I think I had some good questions. Of course, I will write 2 questions each week, about sports. They will get harder now. I started off easy, so you could get used to it. Now, it is so on. You won't know what hit you. Or, you could just wonder why the trivia got so hard after 1 week...

 

Good day,

 

Joey (aka... Joey)

 

 

 

 

11/25/07 9:10 PM 68th entry - 2 to go! :D

 

        Guten Tag! Today, I am going to visit my Aunt, who is visiting her sister, not to far from here. She has a really cute dog, named Snowball. Like Drew's dog. And it looks a lot like Drew's dog, too. He always sits on my lap on her sister's chair in the living room. We are going to be picking her up, and we will drive my Zia home. (Zia means Aunt in Italian.) Jared was the first one to do the Sports Trivia. Anyone else want to do it? Ihope so. Wait! Maybe. I could... See ya!

 

Josephhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

 

 

 

 

 

11/24/07 12:40 PM 67th entry- 3 is the countdown! =)

 

     I have great news! I was counting Casey's total entries. She only has 70, not 73! So, I am 3 away from tying! This is great news! But, Casey may write again. Gina and Taylor have written on here since school ended last year. I shall start the countdown today. I must write every day to confirm it. I hoped tyou enjoyed "The Kid" story. But I am changing the name. I don't know. It just sounds so plain. It will be called  "Bad Luck Cubs." I changed it yesterday. I will leave the other "The Kid" ones alone. I am too lazy to update them. Anyways, I have been making tons of new trivia for sports! And since you can't cheat, I checked to see if they were online. They are not. I don't think so. I don't want people to look up questions online, or on a game.(Ex. Madden '07 for a statistic.) I just don't want people getting the easy answer. That's all.

 

Type Tomorrow!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

11/23/07 11:25 AM 66th entry

 

             Happy Black Friday! Black Friday ia a time where stores are packed, but open very early. Kohl's opened at 4 AM today.  I am done with "Bad Luck Cubs," but first, let me tell you about my Thanksgiving. It was awesome! We watched the Macy's Day Parade together. I  had breakfeast in the middle of it. Then, around 12 PM, my mom put out cashews. About 1 she put out celery sticks, cheese & crackers, mozzarella sticks, AND SHRIMP COCKTAIL! =)! I made a new smiley! Anyways, we watched the Packers beat the Lions. I wanted the Lions to win because I love Calvin Johnson and Jon Kitna. They are pretty good. The Packers won, 37-26. Next, we watched the Jets lose badly. During the third quarter, we ate Stuffed Mushrooms. After the game, we ate turkey, corn, spinach stuffing, cranberries, corn bread, and sweet potatoes. It was the best meal I had all year. Better than Rachael Ray & Emerald combined. My mom then put out Apple pie, ice cream, and marble crumb cake. It was deliciouso! I then watched Colloge Football, and it was about 10:30 PM, when my mom looked out the guest room window, to the right of my room. And she saw a white bunny rabbit. We have had many rabbits come into our yard, but most of them were gray. This one was white. It was cool. I went back to bed about 10:50 PM or so. Now, here I am. Ok, so here is Chapter 6 of "Bad Luck Cubs."

 

        Chapter 6:

 

       The pilot was none other than Cubs fan, Steve Bartman. "Oh. My. God." Rob said. Rob thought he was out of the Chicago area. Maybe even out of Illonois. In 2003, Luis Castillo swung at the pitch thrown by Mark Prior. It went out to the ivy by the left field wall. Moises Alou, the left fielder, had his eye on the ball. It was heading towards the stands, but Alou had a chance. He leaped towards the ball. Steve Bartman, a fan, was in the first row. Alou's glove and Bartman's hand and the ball all collided. The ball might have bounced off the top off the fence, if Alou couldn't catch it. If Bartman had stayed in his seat, Alou would have caught it, despite the other fans standing. People threw water bottles, popcorn, wrappers, and fruit at Bartman. He was now on a plane. "What do you want, punk?"  Barked Bartman. He was mean, and bad o the bone. It seemed like Bartman had done it on purpose. This was Rob's chance. He had a tape recorder in his pocket. If he could catch Bartman admitting he cursed the Cub's for the second time, Rob would be richer than he already was. He asked Bartman "Did you get in Alou's way on purpose? Why would you do that?" Bartman let go of the plane. He didn't even put it on Auto Pilot. The plane started falling down. "You bet I did! I don't care if the Cubs would have won the World Series that year! Do you think I care?" Bartman said. Rob fell to the floor." The play button on the recorder was pressed on.Why would you do such a thing? That poor team was just trying to win a game, and go to the World Series against the Yankees." Rob replied back. Steve did not know it, but the tape recorder was on play. "When I was a little boy, I always wanted  Ernie Banks autograph. It was my first Cubs game. Banks was throwing out the first pitch. When he was walking down the left field line, I asked him if I could have his autograph, and he said no. I asked him why, and he said because he had to throw out the first pitch. He said maybe later, though. After the game, Ernie walked over, and I told him that he said I could have an autograph. He was about to sign my ball, when a bunch of kids plied over me. I fell onto the field.  I hit Ernie's leg, and he fell down. I was escorted off the field, because I had attacked Ernie. I tried to tell them I was trampled, and kids pushed me into him. They didn't believe me. Now, I got my revenge. On that night, I sat in the same seat as I did as a child. I pushed Alou's glove away from the ball so I could get Bernie to sign it. I planned to run to center field, because he was sitting there. I would tell him who I was, and he would sign the ball. I was taken off the field again! But now, I feel proud." Steve said, out of breath. Rob was astonished. He then ran away. The plane was falling down, and down, when Rob stopped the recorder. He took it to the media, in the back. They went to Steve. "Steve, you must get off this plane." They said. They gave Steve a parachute, and pushed him off the plane. "AHHH!" Steve screamed. "That's the end of him." Lou said. He was watching when they pushed him out. Steve landed in a forest, and is still lost there today. Rob got off the plane. Mr. Pinella found the coach bus, and they hopped on. They were playing the San Francisco Giants. When Rob climbed up the stairs, he almost fainted. There was a terrible fragrance on the bus. It smelled like someone farted. Rob said "What is that dreadful smell?" "Oh, I think that was me." said the bus driver. "Well, you smell. It smells like one of those motel rooms."  Rob sat down. He was looking out the window when he realized that Moises Alou played on the Giants! He could tell Alou that Bartman interfered with the ball on purpose! He could go to jail if they found him. Or they could just leave him in the forest. Before he knew it, he was at Wrigley Field. "Oh. My. God." 

 

Tootaloo!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

11/22/07 9:00 AM 65th entry

 

        What. Is. UP???? The Macy's Day Parade is on right now! This is one of my favorite times of the year. I can't wait to see the Snoopy balloon, and to see Santa Claus. (Don't know if he's real or not, but I don't care. I honestly stopped believing like, last year or so.) Camp Broadway just preformed. I can't wait for my mom's Spinach Stuffing! It is Soooooooooooooooooo

good! She is of course making turkey too. I will write on here later to tell you how it all went. I think this may be a great Thanksgiving. And also, yesterday, our turkey beat the Ciquera's turkey. Mr. Pollitt and Ms. Ciquera are rivals. Everything between them is a competition. Everyting! I MEAN IT! Anyways, Jordin Sparks will be on the Parade,  Bob Saget, the comedian. Rachael Smith (Miss USA) Shrek balloons and so much more!

From,

 

Turkey (Joey)

 

 

 

 

 

11/21/07 6:05 PM 64th entry

 

           Hello, we meet again. I just had John over. We played Mumbles Dodgeball.  It was lots of fun. I started playing it with Drew. I have 4 of the Mumbles balls. One is HUGE. There are 3 more, and 2 of them are the same size. And the last one looks like a caterpillar, or a worm. They are really squishy, and have strings attached to them. Like Mr. Pollitt's Mumble balls. I am having pizza tonight. I LOVE Grandma style. It tastes so good. Also, Tom asked Mr. Pollitt about the Animal Trivia. And now I can do 2 sports questions per week. And me and John made tin foil wallets. He kept one. And I kept the other one. It was so cool. I got Justint to keep a Christmas tie I made. It was one of the best ones I ever made.

 

g2g

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

11/20/07 4:29 PM 63rd entry

 

              Hey hey hey! Sorry I have only wrtiten 3 times in the last 7 days. We switched seats today. I am nect to John & Andrew. I moved 1 seat down.  Anyway, I am supposed to write about any current event.  I am going to write about 2 articles. They are the most 2 important articles in the world right now.  It will be about A-Rod becoming the MVP, and Mariano Rivera, (Mo) returning to the Yankees.  Here is my reaction/summary. It's a mixture of both. Here it is:

 

            The Yankees. Lost 3/5 to the Indians. Torre leaves. Job interviews begin. But then, on the day the Red Sox were about to win the World Series, a tragic struck. Alex Rodriguez was quitting the team. Why would he do this? Did he actually think that he would get more money? A few weeks later, he cames to his senses. He was once again in Pinstripes. (Capatilized Pinstripes on purpose.) Then, Torre goes on to the Dodgers. To make it worse, Rivera thinks about leaving. But today, there were 2 or 3 upsides to all of this.

 

               Mariano Rivera is back in the band. He signed a 3 year, 45 million dollar deal. ($45,000,000) Rivera was possibly the second biggest producer for the Yankees since '95, other than Derek Jeter. He gets an average salary more than $4 million above what any other reliever currently makes. "We got everybody back," says Hank Steinbrenner. "It's good to have both Jorgie and him back." Rivera quoted in spring training that he will test the free agent market if the Yankees did not sign him. But, with the Yankees money, they signed him back. I am saying to myself "Thank you, God." Everything was coming back together. 2 upsides. The third is that Alex Rodriguez won his third Most Valuable Player Award. He had 54 HR's, 156 RBI's , and a 314 batting average.  I'm thinking, whatever. Good for you. My impression was like "If you wanna go, fine. Get out. Don't need ya." But, he came to his senses. So, he won the MVP with the Bronx Bombers. He just probably switched back and forth because he wanted attention, or he wanted to get Jeter mad. Or even Boras told him to do so. But he seems happy now, so good for you Alex.  The links:  http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/11/19/bc.bba.yankees.rivera.ap/index.html  http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/11/19/arod.mvp.ap/index.html 

 

 See ya fools! Jk.

 

Joey

 

 

 

11/18/07 4:27 PM 62nd entry

 

            Hello wiki people! I had a great time with my cousin. I have completed my homework. I am gonig to write "The Kid' on 11/22/07. I changed the font to Times New Roman. Every 15, I change. I was about to go on Webkinz, and I was about to make the ties... But I decided to come on here first. Drew is going to make toy trains instead of hats. I have made 4 so far. A Christmas one, a polka dot one, a fire one, and a smiley face one. Each one is 1-2 dollars. It is fun making them. Any ideas on what else we could do? Would appreciate it so much. Yo. And well, that's it. I guess so. Bye...

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

11/17/07 9:20 AM 61st entry

 

        Bonjour! I am sorry I have not written in a while.I had Drew over on Friday. And me and my mom did some errands. We got my cousin Betty Spaghetty. And the Fur Berries. And they have this abandoned home next to them. It is full of cats. There is a cat that comes out every day. It is tan. And my almost 4 year old cousin, Jenna, calles it, "Tan" and we got her a Animal-alley stuffed animal that is a tan cat. I picked it out. Then my mom went to Linens & Things. She got new cushions for the dining room. They are red. You know, for Christmas time. My cousin Michael is her older brother. He is my cousin. We do stuff a lot together. He is 11, and will be 12. He is amazing at baseball. He is pretty good at football. It will be his birthday soon. :D. He is in desperate need of a new remote controller for his PS2, so we got him that and $20. A couple of Me & Mike's other cousin's will be there too. There is this kid Connor, who  is like a year or 2 younger than me. Then Jenna, and then the dog, Katie. Michael, if you are reading this, Happy B-Day. I'll tell you at the party anyways. And also, we had a debate yesterday about how the school system is. 180 days, Weeks off, 35 hrs a week, 5 days a week. I think it should be less, but maybe add an hour. So then kids could have sports on Friday's. But then, most parents work during the day. So they would need to hire a baby sitter. So, I was denied. And, Drew came over on Friday. We thought of this crazy idea. During the debate, Mr. Pollitt asked if anyone has a job outside of school. (Not chores) Luciano works at the race track. And Joe said he made his own buisness. Mr. Pollitt said one of his students made stuff out of ducktape. Backpacks, ties, wallets, etc.! And I am making ties out of tin foil! Drew is making hats. I gotta go now.

 

TTYL Baby, TTYL!

 

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

11/14/07 5:39 PM 60th entry :D

 

         :D! Look at it sideways. It is a new smliey! Some other smileys are:  :( :) :D ;) :o :p :s: $:( ^_^ !_! O_O *_* ~_0. Post on the comments page if you can do more smileys, blinkeys, or frownies. I am working on my Reflections Contest Writing. It is about how you can make a difference in the world. I have  at least 6-10 ideas so far. I think it is good. But not the greatest. I will post it on here AFTER the contest. Maybe.

 

Sincerely,

 

Joey

 

 

 

11/13/07 6:50 PM 59th entry

 

 

                   Hello to all! ~_~ :D!_! I was about to do my reflections thing, but I decided to come on here first. Because this is way more important... Well, I am meeting with my cousin on Sunday. So that should be fun. I am going shopping with my Godmother (other Aunt) on the first weekend of December. I think I know where to go. Yankee Candle and Sears. Simple. Bye

 

Joey

 

 

 

11/12/07 7:25 PM 58th entry

 

 

         ~_~! I have made up a new smiley face? What do you think? It is made up of squigglies and lines. I spent the whole day with my Zia today. (Aunt in Itailian) My mom went into the city for the day. And when we were walking home from a store, we saw here 1/2 a block away! I had a good time, but now I am home now. It is very warm in here. 

 

Bub-Bye!

 

Joey

 

 

11/10/07 6:00 PM 57th entry 

 

Kornitchwa! I am at my Aunt's house right now.  Well, that's really all I wanted to say. She has got an IBM ThinkPad. It is cool. SHe has AOL, and we played a game called Slingo. It's like Bingo, but there is a joker where you can put it in a free spot in that column. And there is an Angel named "Cherub" and a devil. The devil takes away some of  your points. But sometimes, Cherub saves you.

 

Got to Go,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

11/10/07 11:00 PM 56th entry

 

Guten Tag! I am going to my Aunt's house in 20 minutes or so. Takes about 20 miuntes to get there. She has a laptop so I might come on here. I will be very busy though so I may not write on here. We are bringing so much stuff! It is like we are moving there... Also yesterday, Kenny's team played Jared's team in Early Morning Gym, and they went in to 7 overtimes, with an unnoficial score. For now, our score is tied... See ya!

 

Joey

 

 

11/9/07 8:20 PM 55th entry

 

Hallo! 55! 18 away from Casey! Today we had German. The words were very similar to English words. I might take it. But the problem is, German won't be to good use for me. Nothing against German at all. But I may meet more Italian & Spanish people than German people. I also think that the Italian teacher was very nice.  Especially Spanish... I think I'll take Italian. It's just awesome. Anyways time is moving on. I don't know why I just said that. Well, I am visiting my aunt for the weekend. So that should be good. I should have a good time with her. I used to live with her in a 3 story apartment. The basement was us. The 2nd floor was my Grandparents. The 3rd floor is my aunt. Also, than you Veterans for sacrifying our life for us. And that's the best gift of all. 

 

 

 

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

11/8/07 5:00 PM 54th entry

 

Olla! We had Espanol Class today! Tomorrow is German. I want to use all 3 years of Italian in Middle School, 1 or 2 more years of Italian in High School, and 1 or 2 years of Spanish. I may take German if I don't like Spanish. There might be requirements for certain classes. Like for Spanish, you must take 3 years of German, or something like that.  Tell me what you might take in the comments page. Anyways,  we met with the buddies today! We have to do a compare & contrast. UGH! I don't like those projects. You ACTUALLY have to write stuff. It's also very boring. g2g

 

Joey

 

 

 

11/7/07 6:45 PM 53rd entry 

 

Ciao! We had Italian class today. (Great for me cause I'm Italian. Also very slightly part German.) Ok, I have to write a story with 10 of the words Mr. Pollitt gave us. So here goes something! :)

 

         There once was a chief who had a great view over the climate of the mountains. It was Haloween night. He then saw a rabbit. He thought " I could shoot it with my rifle!" The animal was in fright.  He then thought, "This animal is too defenseless to be hurt." And then, all of a sudden, there was an avalanche. The mountain collapsed and the chief fell down the mountain.  His sleeve was full of snow by the time he came down the mountain, as for the rest of his clothing.  His leg was bleeding and it was dripping down near his shoe. A piece of his shoelace had come off when he was slipping down. He was in a blizzard when he least expected it. The chief figured, depending on the altidudes he could get better weather if he climbed up the mountain. But it was the Rocky Mountains, so you can't predict any type of weather or storm. He decided that since the Colorado Rockies Stadium (Coors Field)  was only a fiew blocks away from River Drive, the road he fell on, he could get to the last seat, which is exactly 1 mile above sea level. He passed a consession stand, and thought "Why not take some food with me?" So he took a few hot dogs, 2 hamburgers, 50 french fries, 1 sack of peanuts, and 1 bag of popcorn with 10 Coca Cola's. The chief favorite drink was Coca Cola. He always demanded it down at the village.As it turns out, there was a soda fountain all the way on the last seat! How conveinient! Especially that it was a mile above sea level. He had the deed to his village in his pocket. Everyone he knew knows where he hides it. Under his mattress. And everyone respects that and that is why no one ever touches it. One man named Zach Wakowski, tried to steal it. But the security system caught him. It was a thing where it made a "Bing" sound if you stepped there, and you would get caught in a garbage bag. He kept it in the middle of his king sized bed so it wouldn't be so obvious to get. To steal it, you must wake him up. He feels the mat moving. Chief James was a very light sleeper. The blizzard stopped when James screamed the words "FREEZE FREEDOM!" .  Winds hurrled. Trees and branches flew around. It immediately stopped. The double f words stopped the blizzard. It was like a password.  The chief survived.

 

Ciao!

 

Joey

 

 

 

11/6/07 12;40 PM 52nd entry

 

Hello! I am FINALLY done with my story. So here is Chapter 5:

 

Chapter 5

 

          Rob was in shock. Half of 3 million dollars? He must've been kidding! "CanI have more?" Rob asked. "Don't push it." Lou answered. "Fine.$2,500,000 it is." Rob said, finalizing the deal. "Ok. I want you to get on the plane tomorrow, and go to Chicago for your first game. Understand?" Lou replied. "Yes, Mr. Pinella." Rob said. "Hey, call me Lou." Lou said.  "O.K." Rob said. Rob got on the plane, and fell asleep. He was dreaming about how he would do when he played in the majors. When he woke up, they were in Ohio! The plane had traveled backwards. Rob was upset, so he went to the captain and said "Excuse me sir, we are going backwards." Rob said. "Yes, I know." Rob was shocked. The pilot was-

 

Find out next time! 

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11/5/07 ! 8:05 PM 51st entry

 

I am so sorry! I cannot finish the story today! I will definately write it sometime tomorrow. I promise! Anyways, HW was kind of hard. The math anyways. Some of the division was a little weird. But I got it done. I am going to watch TV. Good night.

 

Joey

 

 

11/5/07 4:40 PM 50th entry!_!

 

Bonsoir! Well, it is almost evening, right? Anyways, hello! Tomorrow, we have off from school! We have parent/teacher conferences. I will do "The Kid" today. First, let me do my HW... See ya!

 

Au revoir (We had French class today)

 

Joey

 

 

11/4/07 10:46 AM 49th entry

 

Time to turn back the clocks. We get an extra hour of our life without ever realizing it EVERY DAY for like, 3 months. What's up with that? I got a baseball WORKOUT today. We never got our full uniforms the whole season. How sad is that? It was the companies fault, not our coaches.  Well. the season is over . We did really bad. We were 1-5. However, we had a chance to win every game.  And you know what? Every other team got their uniform! It stinks. Wow, I will def. write tonight. Just to get to 5. Half way to 100. I did my book report on Thursday. Forgot to tell you> I did it on Holes. Some people thought it was funny. And also, the mumbles ball went out the window on Tuesday. That's pretty much it. Oh yeah, have you heard of Webkinz? OMG it is huge. 

 

TTYL

 

Joey

 

 

 

11/3/07 9:44 AM 48th entry

 

 

Hello again Wiki-Lovers! I am almost at 50! And it's not even 2008 yet!_!  Well. Sorry I didn't write on here yesterday. I was busy. Well well well. I don't know what to say! Well, I changed the font to Comic Sans MS...  My game is cancelled for the 3rd straight week. I might have one tomorrow. Check out the Podcast Portal! Bye!

 

 

Joey

 

 

 

11/1/07 5:45 PM 47th entry

 

 Hoi! (Dutch for an informal hello) On this day 6 years ago, Derek Jeter hit his 2001 World Series Homerun, then getting the name Mr. November. (Hit it around midnight, game started on Halloween.) My candy weighs around 20 pounds. I took the Pacer test today and did a lot better than I did last year!

 

TTYL

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

10/31/07 7:25 PM 46th entry

 

 

Heisan!(Hi there in Norwegian.) I got over a bag full of candy today! I started Trick-Or-Treating at 3:55 PM and we stopped at 5:50 PM. Me and my mom went to Applebee's at 6 PM and I had the 3 choicer (See my other entries to see what it is. Around 17 or so.) at Applebee's. I chose Buffalo Wings over the Steak & Cheese Towers. I also got 2 Mini Bacon Cheeseburgers, and Motzerella Sticks. I didn't finish all of it. I got home and I took a shower. That's it. Happy Haloween! And like my story, Bernie will be there.

 

Joey... For now

 

 

10/31/07 10:55 AM 45th entry 

 

Buna! (Romanian for Hello) Today is Halloween! Since it is finally time, I am going to tell you what I am being for Hallowween!

I am going to be a burgular! (I am in my costume right now.) I have a sack of fake money. There is $100 fake bill in my sweatjacket right now!  I am going to stop the different colors now, ok? Ok. We have a parade here every year for Halloween. It is really fun! ^_^ I also have a fake gold chain and a whole sack of dollars. Which I STOLE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!_! I am going trick or treating with my best friend Ryan. (I have 2 best friends. Ryan and Robbie.) He lives 7 blocks away from me. Drew lives like 1 or 2 blocks away. I am going to get lots of candy! I hope anyways. I like my costume and I like Halloween. And Robbie, I know your like 2 feet away from me right now, but it's good to have you back man! I am going to Applebee's tonight with my mom and maybe Ryan. (Mrs. Downden has a wiki. She just hasn't got a lot of features on it yet.) I like their 3 choicer. For only $11.99, you can get 3 out of 6 delicious entrees! Bye, and I will  write definitely write tonight to tell you how everything went!

From,

 

Joey

 

 

 

10/30/07 4:56 PM 44th entry

 

 

Hello, we meet again. I am about to do my Homework. Well, the 2x each anyways. I got back from Matheletes and saw Drew's dog. It was so cute! Robbie was out today. Robbie, if you are reading this, feel better!_! ^_^ :) Anyways, today's HW was about Longtitude and Latitude. And anyways, Joe Girardi is the new Yankee Manager! I predcicted Tony LaRussa, manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, but whatever. Joe Girardi won mananger of the yeare with a horrible team- The Florida Marlins. They are a very young team but they are very bad. The Yankees are thinking about getting Ryan Zimmerman, the third baseman of the Washington Nationals, a WORSE team than the Marlins. *cough 100 losses cough* Or Miguel Cabrera, the third baseman of the Florida Marlins. 

 

g2g

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

10/29/07 4:40 PM 43rd entry

 

What's up peoples? Today for HW, I have to write a math problem for you. SO I am going to do a really hard one. It will be very annoying and irratating.

 

One man gets in an elevator. 2 more men come on. 5 more people come on the elevator, and 2 get off. 4 more people come on the elevator, and 1 more person gets off. One person has a bologna sandwich. 2 people are traveling salesman. The rest of the people work in the hotel, and are on a lunch break. Another person gets on, and no one gets off. It turns out they all wanted to get to the same destination of floors. How many drop-offs were there by the elevator and how many people are on it at the end?  

 

Confusing, huh? Bet it was. Well, I may possibly write today. See ya!

 

 

 

10/28/07 5:45 PM 42nd entry 

 

Hello again my fellow peoples! I got a new idea I could do. But I don't know if it would be O.K with Mr. Pollitt, and I'm not sure if it would really be helpful. But it would be called "Joey's Recycling Bin". You see, I write a lot of stories, and I have some leftover that I have just left there and I havn't done anything with them. I could mix some into categories, like "Scary Story", or "Thanksgiving", and "Home For the Holidays", or finally, just random stories about anything. Just an idea of a story and you would create it on your own. It could also be a place to have many ways to say "said". It would also be good because those who are not good writers have an idea of a story to write about. This is for all of you to answer. Post about it in the comments box. Tell me what you think! And I will ask Mr. Pollitt about it on Monday. (Tomorrow)

 

FAREWELL!

 

Joey

 

10/27/07 7:19 PM 41st entry

 

Howdy yall!_! Today is Saturday, and my game is cancelled.  (You know what game I'm talking about, right? I'm sure yall do.) Anyways, I am done with my story, The Kid. But I am very lazy tonight, you seeing that I didn't put qoutation marks around the word the and kid. I am going to finish it this week. I just have been so busy! Well, I am going to leave now. See ya!

 

 

 Joey... For now. LoL JK :) :)

 

 

 

 

10/27/07 9:37 AM 40th entry ^_^ 

 

 

Hello to all! THis is my 40th entry! 33 away from tying Casey !_! Anyways, I am almost done with "The Kid", my story. SO that is good and out of the way. It doesn't look to promising outside. It is raining here in NY. Oh well. It doesn't look like I am going to have my baseball game today. It's raining, it's pouring.

 

Farewell for now

 

 

JOEY

 

10/26/07 5:11 PM 39th entry 

 

Hej! I got back from the Opera an hour ago. You already know what is is about, so, why should I tell you? Just kidding. The translaters were cool. It was called "Die Zauberflote" in German. The real play in English is "The Magic Flute". We were in the Family circle section. They all lived happliy ever after. . . Me and Robbie sat on the on the Coach bus on the way back. We watched "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory", and it got boring and then we changed it to "Evan Almighty" It had 5 TV's on the whole bus. Mr. Pollitt let me borrow one of his ties. I am wearing it right now! It is a Coca-Cola tie.

 

   Farvel (Danish for Goodbye)

 

          Joey

 

 

10/25/07 7:42 PM 38th entry

 

Type today! Sorry I havn't been writing on multiple days. But that's OK. Ok, wanna hear a story? I'm sure you do. In my CCD class, we have a REALLY mean teacher! Heather and John are in there too. I mean, we can't even eat stuff! Even stuff that people aren't alergic to,  like Skittles or something like that. Or like a yogurt or a Pop Tart.  And, on top of that, the stuff I learn in CCD, I hear in Church/mass! Not that I pay attention, anyways. Jk. I am going to be all dressed up for the Opera in NYC by Lincoln Center. As Mr. Pollitt says "They don't name Presidents after crummy towns."

 

Type Tomorrow!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

10/25/07 3:58 PM 37th entry

 

Greetings! Welcome to Earth! Hey, this is my 37th entry, and Casey has about 73... Will I catch up? Probably. Anyways, I think the Opera should be fun! Yall know where we are from, so we are going to the Metropolitan Opera House. We are going to be in the 4th or 5th story out of 6 stories! There are tiny little translater screens on the screen, since we are going to be listening to German language. I am not afraid of heights, so that is all good. I looked up images, and here are some:

Pretty cool,huh? Well, that's were we are going. We are going to see "The Magic Flute". It should be pretty cool.

The scene is laid in ancient Egypt. The Queen of the Night is furious with the High Priest of Isis, Sarastro, because he has taken away her daughter, Pamina, in order to bring her up in the temple in the paths of purity and goodness, away from the evil influence of her mother. Tamino, a young Prince wandering forth in search of adventure, is saved from a monster by the attendants of the Queen of the Night who, in return for the service rendered him, sends him on the mission to rescue her daughter from the hands of the High Priest. Tamino eagerly undertakes the task; and he is joined by a merry bird-catcher, Papageno, who wears a feather dress as an aid to his profession. The Queen gives a magic golden flute to Tamino, which he is to play in times of danger, when the trouble will vanish; and to his companion she gives a peal of bells for the same purpose. As the pair approach the Temple of Isis they succeed in saving Pamina from the unwelcome attentions of a negro slave, who is terrified at the unusual appearance of the feather-garbed Papageno. The new-comers are brought before Sarastro, who proves to the young Prince that he is really doing right in detaining Pamina from her mother; and, seeing that the pair are already in love with one another, he promises them future happiness if they are only willing to go through many ordeals to purify their hearts and prove themselves worthy of the great gift of Love. The lovers agree to all the conditions, and they go bravely and without hesitation through the many ordeals placed in their way, finally even making their way through a fiery lake, which leads them to the altar. Even now, however, their trials are not over, for the Queen of the Night still determines upon revenging herself upon Sarastro; and she visits her daughter in a vision and commands her to slay the High Priest. This Pamina refuses to do, still calmly going forward with her sacred duties; but her courage is further tried by the absence of Tamino, who is taken from her side to be initiated into the mysteries of the rites of the goddess Isis. For a while Pamina is tempted to believe her absent lover false, since he fails to return to her; but once again she is reassured and permitted to join in the trials to which he is next exposed. Papageno accompanies Tamino in most of his adventures; and in all their times of difficulty, by the use of the magic flute and the peal of bells, they are able to conquer the dangers that beset them, since the music of the fairy instruments has the power to change anger into loving-kindness and storm into calm. Finally all the plots of the Queen of the Night are frustrated, and Pamina and Tamino come through all their trials and troubles cleansed and purified. Even the merry Papageno secures a reward by finding a helpmeet in a pretty little feather-clothed maiden, who appears at the sound of his magic bells. As soon as the evil of the Queen of the Night is finally conquered Sarastro appears, and, making a sign, the sunshine of goodness and joy drives away the former darkness; and as a reward of their true love and faithfulness throughout all their trials Pamina and Tamino are united. Thus love and integrity conquer all that is evil and dark.

 

That's the summary about what we are going to see!

 

SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_> :)

 

Joey

 

 

10/24/07 3:20 PM 36th entry

 

Hallo! Yes, hallo; not hello. You say hallo in Germany to say hello in America. Get it? Probably not. Also, Mr. Pollitt changed the temlplate of the site! Ok, I gotta use 10 of the words in my vocab sentences. Ok, here is my story:

 

        I ate my breakfast. I had oatmeal. It was nice and smooth. I ate it with a spoon. My orange juce was very juicy. I had my uniform on, ready for practice. I was nice and loose because I always stretch in the morning. I always wondered what my mom's eye pupil colors were, but then I found out they were brown. My mom was sitting there with me, and I asked "May I be excused from the table?" She said "Yes you may." I was about to unlock the security door, the one before the front door, and on to the stoop, when something hit me. I forgot to study for my test! It was tomorrow, and I didn't study the unit! I wanted to go to practice, but I had to study! Now, usually I would of gone to baseball, because I love sports, but I knew without my mom even telling me that I had to study the unit. I probably wouldn't be able to choose. My mom said "Don't come up with an excuse for not studying. Becuase you can only go if I know you studied and learned everything." "Fine." I answered. I then went up to my room. I was amused by the game of "Balance your pencil on your nose." It was a foolish game. I had studied after a half hour and I finished. I went to practice and saw my Junior Major Leauge Team. (11 years old) "Come and join us!" Mr. Paige said. "O.K." I answered. It turns out everything worked out.

 

Not a great story, but I used MORE than 10 words.

 

PEACE OUT!

 

Joey AKA Joey

 

 

10/23/07 4:33 PM 35th entry

 

Guten Tag! Got home from Mathletes at 3:40 PM. The teachers with us are Mr. Pollitt and Mr. Biglin.  Well, I have to do my Current Events on Local News. Here is the link: http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-ligas1024,0,2860334.story. I am going to do a reaction on the story:

 

         First, let me start off with WOW. A female clerk, that's right, FEMALE CLERK, beat up a MALE robber with an axe.  It was in Brookhaven, NY. The store is named the Southaven Convenience Store. "He was wearing a mask when he approached the clerk, threatened her with a gun and demanded money," a Suffolk police news release said. It was near the Montauk Highway. Today, the police are planning to release serveillance coverage of the crime. I think it's amazing how a woman beat up a man with a axe. Well, of course, that's my opinion.

 

What do yo think?  I thought it was pretty good! See ya!

 

TTYL

 

Johnny. AKA Joey

 

 

 

 

 

10/22/07 9:25 PM 34th entry

 

 

Hey. Just came on to say I had baseball practice at a camp from 7 PM- 8:30 PM. It was fun, and I learned a lot in hitting. Tomorrow I have Early Morning Gym, so that should be fun. :) See you tomorrow!

 

 

JOEY :(      :)                                      (Frown, Smiley Face!)

 

 

 

10/22/07 5:01 PM 33rd entry

 

Hey! Tommorrow is the COGATS. Congnative Abilities Test or something like that. Pretty nervous. Nah, I got my boyz to back me up and cheer for me! So, what should I do?  Come in screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!", or "They've found me, I must leave the country!". Also, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every semester. Who are you? Where is the real instructor?", and "I cannot take this test because it grounds against the laws of my religious beliefs." Furthermore, rip up the tes screaming "Merry Christmas!" And then ask the teacher for another one because you lost the last one he gave you. Therefore, come in the room and complain about the heat, or get cheerleaders to cheer for you during the test. FINALLY, say your answers out loud and say "It helps me think."  What do you think I should do?

 

       Your Choice,

 

          Joey

 

 

 

 

10/21/07 2:13 PM 32nd entry

 

Ciao! What should I get my mom for Christmas? Here is a list:

Black knit gloves & scarf                    Slippers (Plain)                 Red Sweatshirt                         Socks (thin, black, grey)            Comfort Holiday T-Shirt                   No watches           Yankee Candle, Cinammon, Apple, Sweet & Spice, Pine.     Jewlery: Gold Loop Earings, Sliver or Gold Color Bracelets   Lotions: Cucumber Melon, ????

 

 

There is the problem. I don't know what to get her after that! Would anyone help me? With what I should get my mom for Christmas? Also, what stores from besides Sears? Post it on the comments. Well, of course if you are at my table. Thanks for any comments you put on there (remember, before Christmas) Anyways, I got a Mumbles Ball from K & B Toys. It is light green, and it is twice the size of Mr. Pollitt's biggest ball! It is HUGE! There is a REALLY irratating noise in my backyard right now. It's like some sort of whistling sound.

 

Here are some questions for you.

 

Do you like my stories?

Who do you think will win the World Series?

What is your favorite sport?

 

 

TTYL

Joey :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10/21/07 8:35 AM 31st entry

:) My baseball game got cancelled. I was hanging out with my cousin for the day. How was your Saturday? I am going to McDonalds in a hour or so. I am going to buy my mom fake Lotto tickets at Spencer's gift shops. We are going to the mall. It's one of my favorite places in this town! This is going to be so funny!. LoL. 

 

TTYL

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

10/20/07 10:12 AM 30th entry  :)

Howdy Yall! I am DONE with Chapter 4! my story! It took me over a week to do it, but I finished the Chapter! By the way Mr. Pollitt, did you change  the wiki? Cause it looks cool! Anyways, here is Chapter 4:

 

     Chapter 4

Rob had his mouth dropped, asntonished by what had taken place in the past few minutes. He had been signed by the Chicago Cubs. The next day, Rob was walking home from school, thinking about how he was going to hit a 90 MPH fastball. He had praciced last night at the batting cage, but didn't think he would be THAT good at baseball. Now, Robbie was an average hitter and had  sub-average power. But he wasn't the greatest  baseball player of all time. I mean, he didn't stink, though. He just couldn't believe that he would have to hit something he wouldn't even see. "You gotta have Skittles." His friend, Ivan would used to say. It means, to do something, you gotta have skills or you gotta be good at it. It didn't make much sense to him, but it didn't really matter to Rob. When Rob got on  Washington Terrace, he and Ivan crossed streets. Rob kept on going down Washington, and Ivan crossed the street and went another block down and got to Zockard Boulevard. His other friend, Joe, was 5 blocks down, near Wylder Place. Rob sat down and went into his bedroom, since it was a Friday, and he only had a simple project do do. Lou Pinella called up asking him for contract meeting at 4 PM, and Rob was there. "Ok." Lou quoted. " I'm gonna give you the same amount of money Campo got." "How much is that?" Rob asked. "$2,500,000."

 

Chapter 5 will be coming up next week! Here is my story put together:

The phone Rang. Jose picked up the phone, wondering who could've called at 3:00 in the morning.  The Phone rang. It was Lou Pinella "Hello? Jose asked. "It's Lou Pinella, the manager of the Cubs." Jose was S-H-O-C-K-E-D SHOCKED. "Why, hello! What are you calling me for?" Jose asked curiously. "Let's not feed around the bush." Pinella said. "Your the greatest young prospect alive. Son, I want you to play for our team, the Chicago Cubs." Jose hung with his mouth open, astonished. The phone fell out of his hand.

 

Chapter 1

Jose Campo was a 17 year old man. In the major leauges. Believe it or not, he may be too good for it. He's on the Chicago Cubs with Alfonso Soriano, Carlos Zambrano, Aramis Ramierez, Derek Lee, and other great players.  He lives on 114 Oak Drive,  Springfield, Illonois. He took his daily walk at 5 AM.I don't know why he calls it his "5 AM walk", but he does it evey day; I live on Garden Avenue. It streches from Springfield to Indianappolis. It's REALLY LONG. It ends at a fish store on Cleveland Avenue. Let me tell you about me, John Roberts, myselfI am in High School, like Jose, I am 14 unlike Jose, I play baseball, like Jose... except when I'm not in the Major Leauges; You see, Jose is TOO good for his own age. He went to court to see if he was on something, but he was innocent. He passed every blood test they took, and I knew he was innocent. He took a long, deep breath and said "Thank you god" in his slight spanish accent. I have a slight New York accent still in me when I used to live in Buffalo, NY. I moved here when I was 9. Anyways, Jose was a good guy anyways. Why should he be suspended or fined? 

 

      The next day, Jose was playing ball. A fly ball to deep right field. He was chruning his legs, sprinting harder and harder. He dug his cleet into the soft dirt of the warning track, caught the ball, and hit his head, all at the same time.

The trainers came out on to the field. Jose Campo was injured. "What? You're kidding. He's fine, arn't you Jose?" Pinella said, in a soft voice. Jose said nothing. " I suppose he will need a cart." Hector Rodriguez, the trainer, suggested. " I guess so." Sweet Lou said. Jose was carted off the field, awake, but in a daze.

              In the 6th inning, there was a play where Diamondback Chris B. Young dove for the ball, running hard, his sweat dripping down his face. He trapped it. The umpire called it a out, but Sweet Lou thought otherwise:

"Good one Bruce, now give me the call." said Pinella.  "Sorry, he was out." said Bruce.

"Oh, well then great call, yea your doing a fantastic job! But people excpect me to come out here and be upset, you understand?" "Yea I understand that!" said Bruce. They were screaming like they were at an army base, like a soldier. "You usually will see me happy and content!" Screamed Sweet Lou. " Yea, I see you seem different!"replied Bruce.  "Lou is really giving it to him." said the announcer. "You better kick me out of this game, I got a reputation for it." Replied Lou. "Fine let me do that. Your OUTTA HERE!" Screamed Fremmings."Fantastic!" said Lou. " " And there goes third base, and second, and now first! Now he's making a pound cake out of  home plate, going to the pitchers mound, and look, he's throwing the rosenbag like it's a grenade. Wow." "Seems like a pretty good guy huh?" said Aramis Ramierez, before Rich Hill, the pitcher, came into his windup. After the pitch, Konerko, who was on third, replied "Like a teddy bear."

 

The media asked him who would play Left Field, and he said " I don't know. Pie is injured, Jones got traded, no one is ready in the farm system (minor leauges), who knows, maybe an 11 year old can help play for us." Turns out he wasn't kidding.

  11 year old Rob Luchavitch lived in Indianapolis. where my street ends, he plays catch with his dad. Then, his mom said breakfast was ready, so they went in, had breakfast, and the phone rang. "Hello?" said Robbie. "Yes, this is Lou Pinella, the manager of the Chicago Cubs." Rob was in shock.  " I want you to play for my, Chicago Cubs."  Rob was A S T O N I S H E D ASTONISHED! " But, I'm only 11." Robreplied. "Yes, but no one else is gonna play for me, the farm system isn't ready, want to?" "Sure." Rob said. " What happened?" His mom replied. " I  got signed by the Chicago Cubs. "

 

 

Rob had his mouth dropped, asntonished by what had taken place in the past few minutes. He had been signed by the Chicago Cubs. The next day, Rob was walking home from school, thinking about how he was going to hit a 90 MPH fastball. He had praciced last night at the batting cage, but didn't think he would be THAT good at baseball. Now, Robbie was an average hitter and had  sub-average power. But he wasn't the greatest  baseball player of all time. I mean, he didn't stink, though. He just couldn't believe that he would have to hit something he wouldn't even see. "You gotta have Skittles." His friend, Ivan would used to say. It means, to do something, you gotta have skills or you gotta be good at it. It didn't make much sense to him, but it didn't really matter to Rob. When Rob got on  Washington Terrace, he and Ivan crossed streets. Rob kept on going down Washington, and Ivan crossed the street and went another block down and got to Zockard Boulevard. His other friend, Joe, was 5 blocks down, near Wylder Place. Robbie sat down and went into his bedroom, since it was a Friday, and he only had a simple project to do. But, Rob was detemined to become a better ballplayer. He ran down the block. He asked his baseball coach, Mr. Adams, for help. He had him do sprints, ball dives, and lots of stretches. He had him rob homers. Since he was is right field, he had a lot of ground to cover. Later, Rob thanked Mr. Adams, and he left. Lou Pinella called up asking him for contract meeting at 4 PM, and Rob was there. "Ok." Lou quoted. " I'm gonna give you the same amount of money Campo got." "How much is that?" Rob asked. "$2,500,000."  

 

See ya!

Joey

 

 

 

 

10/19/07 7:52 PM 29th entry

Konichiwa! TGIF Yo! I am going to play my baseball game over the weekend! It should be fun! But I might miss it because I might be hanging out with my cousin. Anyways, I gotta go. See Ya.

 

 

 

 

From,

 

Joey

 

P.S- I am out of colors for my words.

 

 

 

10/18/07 4:54 PM 28th entry

 

OMG. Joe Torre is not going to be the Yankee manager anymore! He turned down the deal! Loser. Who is going to replace him? No one is as good as Torre! I guess we must be getting A-Rod soon. This means that Posada may go, Rivera may go, and who is going to replace them? Bad decision by Torre. He just leaves his team in the dust. That's not being a true Yankee.

 

Bye in sadness,

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

10/18/07 3:51 PM 27th entry

 

Hey hey hey! Today,  I know I am supposed to be writing my story, but I have been busy. Between baseball, CCD, trombone, and school, it's hard to get on here. That might have been a run on sentence, but c'mon. It's a wiki! Everyone makes mistakes. Right? Ok. OMG Joe Torre has turned down the offer! He's not going to be the Yankee manager anymore! OMG. Anyways, here I go. I am going to write about maturity:

 

You can mature in many ways. Your body can change. Your thinking process can change. Your skills at certain assignments can change.  There are many ways to mature, but the problem is, people are immature.  It's a fact of life. People are imature in different ways.  Some ways are you could be mean to someone, make jokes about them, be imature about a situation, and/or imature could also mean that your body hasn't fully developed to it's desire point. But, in older age, some may have growth spurts. An example of this could be a short boy, or a mature cheese. It's fully grown. Or acting it's age.  Also, there is the class type immature. When you call out, make random jokes, laugh uncontrollably, etc. That's being immature. To be mature, you must always raise your hand. Never call out an answer. Think about it. If you were a teacher, would you be O.K with the fact that your students were talking and calling out and not writing your notes? Laugh at approppriate time. And remember, if you laugh, and no one else, does, you are being imature.  If everyone else is laughing and you are too, you may not be the only one, but you are still being imature. Laugh when it is the right time to laugh.  To be mature is sometimes about timing. You gotta be a good timer at when you choose to do something. Make jokes  like 1 or 2 times during class, but when it's the right time. But remember, enough is enough. Make jokes at the appropriate time, like snack, lunch, or recess. Also, if your teacher is making a joke and people are laughing, it would be ok at that time too. At least with Mr Pollitt. Always stay under control. If your teacher is counting down from 5-1, be quiet before 1. If you are a line leader, never talk in the hallways. Teachers get more upset when you talk in the hallway rather than talking in the classroom. If you are in trouble, always be mature and admit that you were wrong. You may get punished for it, but the teacher will respect you for telling the truth. Never blame someone for something they didn't do. That is immature. If you lose something, calm down. Be relaxed and it will be right in front of you. Don't get all angry. Mature can also mean to be responsible for your work. If it's sloppy and un-well written, fix it. Also, to be mature is to finish your work. Feeding your pets and taking care of them every day can also mean to be mature.  If you are a baby, you are acting like you are, well, a baby. If you are 10, you must act like you are 10 years old. You can't act like you are a baby. If you really wanted to, you could'nt walk. You must crawl. Everyone is mature and immature. Just make sure you stay mature in all of these ways.

 

Type Tomorrow!

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

10/17/07 3:34 PM  26th entry

Hello everyone! 4 people are on right now doing there current event ideas www.wftv.com/news/14360116/detail.html 

           My summary is about an alligator that is 13 ft long around the Stanford, Florida area. The person who caught this mosnter was Jerry Flynn.

 "He is a monster. Doesn't have a lot of battle wounds and he was likely king of his territory and probably didn't have a lot of competition," he quoted. The animal's meat is worth over $1,000! He caught him around Lake Monroe.  I can only imagine how high he can jump! Flynn must've gotten very close before shooting him or hitting him. Well, finally, he's captured!

 

Bye g2g to CCD.

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

10/16/07 4:09 PM 25th entry

Olla senior!  Espanol! 1234567890!@#$%^&*()!ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ! I am supposed to be writing about podcast ideas. Some could be, we could podcast our book reports, or we could do audio podcasts of our holiday writing,  (Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Haunakkah, Kwaanza, etc.) It would be fun to change our voices! Or review questions on it to get ready for something like a test. If someone were to miss school, you could video podcast the day and put it either on the website or the wiki, and fast forward to important parts of the day. Do a live brodcast of the Pollitt Gazette in the classroom each week. Also show a podcast of how Pollitt Dollars are made.  Also, it's awesome how you change your voice, butit's fun to listen to yourself talk. I can't wait for the bully project. Those are my ideas! I see a guest came on 35 minutes ago. See ya!

 

Quechua!

 

Joey

 

 

10/16/07 1:00 PM 24th entry

Ciao!  I just did School Island.I got a good score. I'm not going to say, but I got a good score. Anyways, I am supposed to be writing about bullying. We saw an assembly about it. The songs were catchy, but kinda bad. So, here goes something!

 

Bullying. It's in New York, it's in villages, it's in war.It's everywere.  It is a bad thing. There is physical bullying, verbal bullying, and Internet bullying. It's bad to do. Treat others the way you would like to be treated. IF you are treated like gold, you should treat them like gold. If your friend does something bad once, it's ok. Friends forgive friends. Bullies. They don't learn. Teachers are too busy, but you must tell them the situation. If you think there is nothing you can do when you are standing near a bullying of someone or if you are being bullied and if there is nothing you can do, you are wrong. They will come, bring the bullies into their office, and usually they learn. But it's some of them that don't learn. It's simple.

Forgive them once.

Forgive them twice.

Don't forgive them the third time. 3 strikes and your out. Friends forgive friends, and teachers will forgive you up to a point. If you think you can get away with bullying, you won't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

10/14/07 3:13 PM 23rd entry

Hey! we lost our game, 9-4. We ran out of time, becuase you  have to finish by 4:35. It's lame. Anyways, what should I buy for my 4 year old cousin's b-day? I was thinking of Betty Spaghetty, or Barbie.

 

Joe

 

10/13/07 8:51 AM 22nd entry

Howdy Yall! I am running out of different colors. I got a baseball game today near where my cousin is. I forget who we play. I hope I have a good game. This will be my 100th revision. See ya!

 

Tootaloo

 

Joey

 

10/11/07 5:52 PM, 21st entry

I am on for HW. I have to do a summary or reaction. I am going with the reaction. Here's the link: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/john_donovan/10/11/nlcs.thursday/index.html

Heres my reaction:

 Alex Rodriguez, of the NY Yankees out-homered the Rockies 14-12 in April. Now, they are in the NLCS vs the Diambondbacks. This should be the rotation for each team:

D-Backs                     Rockies

Brandon Webb           Jeff Francis

Doug Davis                 Ubaldo Jimenez

Michah Owings           Josh Fogg

 

Mark Reynolds, the Dbacks 3rd baseman, is one of the most surprises in the year, batting .279 with 17 HR's and 62 RBI's in 111 games. Troy Tulowitski,the Rockies shortstop is batting .291, with 24 HR's And 99 RBI's. Brandon Webb and Jeff Francis, one of the best pitchers in the NL, will face off in Game 1.  I think the Rockies will win in 5 Games.  My prediction at the beginning of the year was the Yankees & the Diamondbacks. Unfortunately, my prediction is so far half wrong. Eric Byrnes swings really weird. When he hits the ball, he throws his hands up in the air. EVERY TIME.  MVP candidate with gaudy #'s Matt Holliday is on the Rockies. With Helton and Holliday vs Reynolds and Byrnes, pitching against pitching, it will seem like a good match. 

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

10/11/07  9:21 AM  20th entry  ^_^

Yo! I am in class today and I am on the wiki. By now, If you don't know me, your weird. Anyways, I just came on here to say hi! HIIIIIIIIIIII! Well, I am done with Chapter 3 for The Kid, so, here goes nothing!

 

                          Chapter 3

               11 year old Rob Luchavitch lived in Indianapolis. Where my street ends, he plays catch with his dad. Then, his mom said breakfast was ready, so they went in, had breakfast, and the phone rang. "Hello?" said Robbie. "Yes, this is Lou Pinella, the manager of the Chicago Cubs." Rob was in shock.  " I want you to play for my, Chicago Cubs."  Rob was A S T O N I S H E D ASTONISHED! "But I'm only 11." Rob replied. "Yes, but no one else is gonna play for me, the farm system isn't ready, want to?" "Sure." Rob said. "What happened?" His mom replied. "I  got signed by the Chicago Cubs. "

 

Joey

 

 

 

10/10/07  12:42 PM 19th entry

 

Howdy Yall! We are writing a Halloween story for the Wiki.

So, here are 5 things I think would make a good Halloween Story:

Scares 

 

 

Creepy Setting

 

A killer/scary guy 

A scary Plot 

 

Here is my story (not The Kid, my  Haloween story)

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 The End... For now

 

 

 

 

Zulu (see you later)

 

Joey

 

 

10/9/07 7:25 PM 18th entry

Today I am sad. The Yankees are out. Well, at least they didn't get swept. The Mets are out, so we did better than them by winning a game in the postseason. I am almost done with "The Kid" Chapter 3! It may come out earlier than expected to...  Here is the postseason bracket:  

ALCS

Indians  96-66

Red Sox 96-66

 

NLCS

Rockies  90-73

DBacks   90-72

 

Looks like some good match-ups. The Rockies are the team to beat, winning 15 out of their last 16. The Red Sox and Indians have good pitching... Which one will win?

 

Sincerely, 

 

Joey

 

 

10/8/07 5:10 PM 17th entry

      Ni Hao! Today I saw the Gameplan! It was awesome and had a happy ending. And they lived happily ever after... Kenny, Congrats on going to Apple Bees. I always get the 3 choicer. With Mini Bacon Cheese burgers (juicy), Steak & Cheese Towers (Deliciouso!)And finally, Mozzarella sticks (cheesy). It's A-W-E-S-O-M-E AWESOME! Yankees won last night!!!! Down 3-2, Damon hit a home run! They went on to win, 8-4, without the bugs in Cleveland.

 

Alabamu! (Texan for See you later)

 

Joey

 

 

10/8/07 9:41 AM 16th entry

 

Howdy Yall! Today is Columbus Day! The day Christopher Columbus sailed to America! wanna hear something hilarious? here is a funny commercial starring Lou Pinella: http://video.aol.com/video-detail/lou-piniella-aquafina-commercial/500063802 Hilaroous! Makes the LoL for me! I am going to see "The Game Plan" today with my friend, Ryan. He is in the Dowden's class. I just finished studying for Social Studies today, so that is good. I feel happy and content.

 

 HAND

 

Joey

 

 

 10/7/07  4:58 PM 15th entry

What is up my Wiki Friends! Well, we lost our baseball game 10-6. We are now 2-3. I am in the middle of Chapter 3 for my new story, so that is almost done! Well, I got nothing else really to say...

 

Adios Amigos!

 

Joey

 

 

 

10/6/07 8:19 PM - 14th entry 

Howdy Partners! Today is the weekend! Yipee!! I am creating my story... I just pretty much came on here to say, you know, an American hello...

Well, I don't know what to say... I got a baseball game today. Hopefully we'll get the uniforms...

 

 

Freak Out! Jk. Peace Out! Joey

 

 

 

 

10/5/07 4:35 PM- 13th entry

 

Ok. Guess what? I have a treat! First, before I tell you, I want you to answer some of my questions.

 

1. Do you like my story so far (The Kid)

2. Do you like Mr Pollitt as a teacher?

3. Do you like my online journal so far?

4. What do you do at recess?

5. Will the Yankees win the World Series?

Ok, now I can tell you. I have already created Chapter 2 for my story? *Claps and cheers screaming YES!!* All righty then. First,

Announcer:We now interrupt this program for a SHORT message

 

Anchor: Thanks, Jack. This is a important message. I hope you know that when I'm going to announce this piece of imformation. Which may take a while at this pace. Well, lets just give you some dull information to keep you watching and get you so mad that you will want to throw some sort of object at me and turn off the television before you can blink. BUT WAIT!

Viewer:WHAT! IS THE NEWS ON!(SARCASTICALLY)

Anchor: No. I just did that to get your attention.

Viewer: OH COME ON!

Anchor: Anyway! Hi. We're back. If you just tuned in, you're probably wondering "WHERE'S MY SHOW!" But you know what, we are going to make this the best experience possible for you in our own special little way.

Viewer:What's that? Boringness? I WANNA WATCH MY SHOW! THE GUY SAID THIS WOULD BE  A SHORT MESSAGE! NOT A 2 HOUR MESSAGE! COME ON! BEFORE IM OLD!! BEFORE I GROW GRAY HAIR

Anchor: Nah, silly! JACK just said that to make you THINK this would be a short message. But I AM TRYING TO RUIN YOUR DAY BY MAKING YOU MISS YOUR SHOW! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND???? Anyway, Here's the news.

Viewer: FINALLY

Anchor: When we come back!

Veiwer: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anchor:We're back!

Viewer:YES!

Anchor:WITH THE NEWS!

Viewer: YEEES!

Anchor: WHEN WE GET BACK, YOU WILL FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION! IS AN AVOCADO A FRUIT OR VEGETABLE? THE ANSWER IS FRUIT.

Viewer: I DONT CARE!

Anchor:We're back!

Viewer: YES!

Anchor: After this brief message.

Viewer: NO!

Anchor:HI!

Viewer:COME ON!

Anchor. Since you have missed your show, I THINK you might deserve the BIG news today!

Viewer:FINALLY!!!!!!!

Anchor: But why say it now? How about we get our channel some money with a break!

VIEWER: Oh, my GOSH!

Anchor: HERE'S THE NEWS!

VIEWER: FOR REAL?

Anchor:YES!

Anchor: 2+2 is 4.

VIEWER: YOU MEAN I WATSED A WHOLE 2 HOURS WAITING TO KNOW IF I KNEW A KINDERGARDEN QUESTION?2+2+4!!!!COME ON!

THE NEXT DAY______________________________________________________________________________________________

Viewer: I CANNOT beleive that a newscaster made me miss 2 hours of my day yesterday. I AM GOING TO WATCH THE NEWS ON A NEW CHANNEL

Anchor(same guy from yesterday): WITH THE NEWS!

VIEWER: That's it I'm done. (turns off TV)

Anchor (tells the News)

VIEWER: WHAT? I MISSED THE NEW!

Viewer's Mother: Maybe you should have more patience.

 

Ok, ok, I know you want the story. Here goes nothin'! Literally.

 

Chapter 2

The trainers came out on to the field. Jose Campo was injured. "What? You're kidding. He's fine, arn't you Jose?" Pinella said, in a soft voice. Jose said nothing. " I suppose he will need a cart." Hector Rodriguez, the trainer, suggested. " I guess so." Sweet Lou said. Jose was carted off the field, awake, but in a daze.

              In the 6th inning, there was a play where Diamondback Chris B. Young dove for the ball, running hard, his sweat dripping down his face. He trapped it. The umpire called it a out, but Sweet Lou thought otherwise:

Derek Lee said "Go out there and make a scene!"

Lou went out of the dugout, out near

"Good one Bruce, now give me the call." said Pinella.  "Sorry, he was out." said Bruce.

"Oh, well then great call, yea your doing a fantastic job! But people excpect me to come out here and be upset, you understand?" "Yea I understand that!" said Bruce. They were screaming like they were at an army base, like a soldier. "You usually will see me happy and content!" Screamed Sweet Lou. " Yea, I see you seem different!" replied Bruce.  "Lou is really giving it to him." said the announcer. "You better kick me out of this game, I got a reputation for it." Replied Lou. "Fine let me do that. Your OUTTA HERE!" Screamed Fremmings."Fantastic!" said Lou.  " And there goes third base, and second, and now first! Now he's making a pound cake out of  home plate, going to the pitchers mound, and look, he's throwing the rosen bag like it's a grenade. Wow." "Seems like a pretty good guy huh?" said Aramis Ramierez, before Rich Hill, the pitcher, came into his windup. After the pitch, Konerko, who was on third, replied "Like a teddy bear."

 

The media asked him who would play Left Field, and he said " I don't know. Pie is injured, Jones got traded, no one is ready in the farm system (minor leauges), who knows, maybe an 11 year old can help play for us." Turns out he wasn't kidding.

 

 Tootaloo

 

Joey

 

 

 

10/5/07 7:18 AM 12th entry

 

Hello Wiki Lovers! I just got up an hour ago! I just came on here to say hi. HI! We are burying the I can't things today. My buddy with the Albig's is Quinn. He's a huge Yankee Fan. I got 2 whole pages front and back of I can't.  Quinn got only 1/2 a page of them! Guess what I'm gonna be for Halloween? Here's a hint;

It's cool

It involves bling.

It has a separate mask to the costume.

 

Type Tomorrow!

 

Joey  

 

10/4/07 5:00 PM 11th entry

Hello wiki lovers! TGIT! I am going to write a story on here called "The Kid" 1 chapter every week! Wanna hear chapter 1? Im sure you do.  Without furtherado, here is chapter 1!*claps*hhone Rang. Jose picked up the phone, wondering who could've called at 3:00 in the morning.  The Phone rang. It was Lou Pinella "Hello? Jose asked. "It's Lou Pinella, the manager of the Cubs." Jose was S-H-O-C-K-E-D SHOCKED. "Why, hello! What are you calling me for?" Jose asked curiously. "Let's not feed around the bush." Pinella said. "Your the greatest young prospect alive. Son, I want you to play for our team, the Chicago Cubs." Jose hung with his mouth open, astonished. The phone fell out of his

Chapter 1

Jose Campo was a 17 year old man. In the major leagues. Believe it or not, he may be too good for it. He's on the Chicago Cubs with Alfonso Soriano, Carlos Zambrano, Aramis Ramirez, Derek Lee, and other great players.  He lives on 114 Oak Drive, Springfield, Illinois. He took his daily walk at 5 AM.I don't know why he calls it his "5 AM walk", but he does it every day; I live on Garden Avenue. It stretches from Springfield to Indianapolis. It's REALLY LONG. It ends at a fish store on Cleveland Avenue. Let me tell you about myself. I am in High School, like Jose, I am 14 unlike Jose, I play baseball, like Jose... except when I'm not in the Major Leagues; You see, Jose is TOO good for his own age. He went to court to see if he was on something, but he was innocent. He passed every blood test they took, and I knew he was innocent. He took a long, deep breath and said "Thank you god" in his slight Spanish accent. I have a slight New York accent still in me when I used to live in Buffalo, NY. I moved here when I was 9. Anyways, Jose was a good guy. Why should he be suspended or fined? 

 

      The next day, Jose was playing baseball against the Cardinals, their rivals. Albert Pujols was on a 2-2 count, and he hit a deep fly ball to right field. Jose was churning his legs, sprinting harder and harder. He dug his cleat into the soft dirt of the warning track, caught the ball, and hit his head, all at the same time.

 

 

Come here next week, on Thursday, to see what happens next!

 

 

 

 

 

10/3/07  10th entry  7:44 PM   :)

Hey, what's up? Today is a milestone (in opera voice) MILESTOOOOOOONE. Join me on my quest for 100! Today I had CCD. I have Heather and John in my class. I go to St. Anne's. Right now I'm smiling. This should scare you. My post nasal drip has gone away. So, that's it...

 

 

Josephy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10/2/07 7:49 PM 9th entry

This thing is so cool! This is my 9th entry. I plan on getting to 100!

 Here are some links from websites that you may like!

www.candystand.com

www.miniclip.com

www.mlb.com

www.yankees.com

www.mets.com

www.nfl.com/rush

www.jets.com

www.ginats.com

www.nets.com

www.knicks.com

www.nba.com

www.nhl.com

www.rangers.com

www.islanders.com

www.nypost.com

 

 

 

10/2/07 2:00 PM 8th entry

What's up? I had to leave early. I was sick. I left at exactly 11:07 PM. I missed Gym, but we had gym extension in the Morning, so I partly didn't miss much. I did all my HW today. So that's good. I wonder what my fellow classmates think of this Journal. Ha, I bet they think it's pretty good! I don't really have much to say today. Oh yeah, the Rockies beat the Padres in 13 INNINGS! Matt Holliday and the Rockies came back against Trevor Hoffman in the 13th inning and Matt Holliday scored on the game winning Sacrifice Fly. I'm not sure if he touched home plate, but Michael Barrett dropped the ball anyways. 

 

 

 

 10/1/07 7:40 PM 7th entry

 

   Sup yall? It's Joey, for the 7th time. By now I think you know me pretty well. The Yanks are on Thursday. On Friday they start at 5:00! How weird is that? Anyways, I just came on because I'm going to print out my math homework.  The Sox (Red Sox) Play on Thursday. I hope the Jets win on Sunday. Let's hope the Yankees and the Jets win and the Giants and the Red Sox lose, that is.... If for the Red Sox, if they are still in....

 

 

From, the Unkown. LoL

 

TTYL

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

10/1/07 12:41 PM 6th entry

Hey, Mr Pollitt wants us to write a story about Footsteps.  Anyways, here goes nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wish Me luck.

Footsteps. You here them all the Time. In New York City, in Las Vegas, wherever. I bet you can't name one place where you don't hear footsteps.  There is Yankee Stadium, your friend's house, Utah, Canada, your HOUSE. Or even a person, creeping up to your bedroom and it sounds really scary and then it turns out to be your cat or dog or your little brother. Footsteps may be scary, some may be loud. In a popular place you will see and hear lots of footsteps. There are about 1,600 footsteps in a mile approximately. People dance and use their feet to help posture and to move around and get down with their bad selves. My point is, wherever you go, you'll always find footsteps. You can't hide the fact no matter where you go, you need footsteps! Even you will see footsteps because you are walking yourself. Good luck trying to find a place with no footsteps.

 

How was that Wiki-Lovers? Pretty good huh? Well, see ya! ROFL

 

TTYL

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

9/30/07  6:28 PM 5th entry

 

Hey. It's me. Just wanted to say Hi.. Yankees finished the Season 94-68. The Mets are out, the  Phillies are in, and the Jets lost. Oh well.

We lost our game, and this kid hit 2 homers. He is 12 or 13, but I can't remember. He was HUGE. And I picked a  guy off first as a catcher. It was fun!

 

TTYL

 

Joey

 

 

 

9/28/07 8:00 PM 4th entry

Hey, It's Joey. The Yankee game is on. So I'm doing this and watching the game at the same time. OH POSADA. He's what, 35? I think he should know to tag up when there is 1 out. Anyways, the Mets are losing!  YEA! I did the menu extra credit from Mrs. Dowden.  Oh, come on Abreu. UGH, 1-0 Orioles. Well, the Mets are losing 2-0 HAHAHAHA! Thank you Jeter. 2 runs for New York! 2-1.  4-1. AAAAAAROD. AAAAAAAAROD.

 We are gonna win this one, BIGTIME. World Series, here we come!

 

From,

 

Joey

 

 

 

9/27/07 5:00 PM 3rd entry

 

 Hey! What's up? The Yankees CLINCHED THE POSTSEASON! YIPEE! I had baseball practice yesterday. We did a scrimmage game, and I scored 4 runs. We did some infield practice too.  We got a pretty good team. Anyways, the Yankees Won 12-4. The Mets lost, and AROD will win the MVP For SURE!

About to do my math HW, just came on here to say Hello! Well, I'm on page 100 on Holes...  It is one of the best books ever. I felt left out that I'd never read it, but now I feel good that I'm reading it. LoL. Thank God I don't have to dig holes! Jk. (just kidding) 

TTYL

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

9/26/07 2nd entry

 

Hello Wiki Lovers! Well, we are reading the book Holes and it's a great book. The Yankees lost, 7-6 in 10 innings. Karstens gave up a game winning home run in the 10th to Dioner Nivarro. He used to be on the Yankees. But now he's On the Devil Rays. Today we went into the computer lab, and did some stuff about our favorite places in Garden City. One of mine is the  Mall. I am not going to specify which one, becausethat is private. Even though most people probably said it anyways... Oh well, just trying to be precautious. Well, I better get started with my homework! I got baseball practice at 5:30-7:30!!

 

TTYL,

 

Joey

 

9/25/07 1st entry   ^_^

               Hello! My name is Joey. This is a classroom Wiki! You will get to know me on here. Let me tell you this. I am a HUGE Yankee, Jet, Net, and Islander Fan! I would love to be a Pro Athlete when I grow up.  I have wanted to be one since I was 3. Anyways, Mr. Pollitt is really nice.  I hope I'm going to have a great school year! The work Is fun, and he has cool stuff like marbles, prizes, and Pollitt Plaza, where there are things like candy, books, and hand-held video games. I have 7 Pollitt Dollars! I know what I'm going to get him for Christmas and at the end of the year.  Well, anyway, The Yankees lost yesterday, 4-1. Andy Pettitte blew it. He gave up 4 runs through 6. But the bullpen did a good job though.  Alex Rodriguez (you will see I'll call him AROD a lot because that's his nickname.) got his 147th RBI, a career high. He has 52 HR (Home Runs) and as stole over 20 bases! The Jets finally won a game on Sunday, 31-28. They almost blew it though. Pennington came out strong, getting 4 TD's. Mike Nugent's game-deciding field goal won it. The Dolphins scored a touchdown, with the power of Trent Green, only to find their effort was wasted. My baseball game got rained out, we played until the third inning, and we were losing, 10-1. It was delayed twice. We also have a Smart Board in our class. Mr. Pollitt is really into technology. Also It will be a big treat for you because I will post almost every day!  

The Mets lost! 13-4. Delgado Broke his hip! Well, that was my weekend! I hope you enjoyed my first Wiki Journal! I think it was good, what do you think? Pretty good, don't you think? No? What do you mean NO? LoL.

 

 

   

TTYL ( Talk to you soon)

 

 

Joey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 1:

 

There is a town called Cedar Place.  It was a nice town. You may want to live in it by the sound of the nice name, right? Well, lots of people lived in it until 1994. When many people have come and wrecked dreams, and made them scared. Or tackle them and make them unconscious. Then make their house a run down one, etc. Now do you want to live in it? I didn't think so. One guy named Bernie Wood, like a Mike Myers, will scare you to death. I mean it. No joke.

 

  

 

           Chapter 2      

 

 

 

        There is a kid named Jack McDonald. He lives next to Bernie Wood. One night on Cedar Road, Jack went to get a midnight snack. Then, all of a sudden, the door creaked. “Who is that?" Jack said, scared. No response, Jack just stood there, as Bernie crept up to him, closer and closer and....  no one knows what happened after that. I t was very sudden. It is a mystery to be solved. Some say he got attacked, some say he ran out the door. Now, he was home alone. He was a 16 year old, so he was allowed to be.   A bang was reported by the neighbors, and a Blue Chevy Suburban parked in front of the house, probably Bernie’s car. Also, they said they saw Jack run out the door, and saw Jack run out down the road. What happened to Jack?

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chapter 3.

 

Hi. My name is Greg O'Hara. And I will tell you what happened to Jack on that scary night on October 31^st, 1994.Jack's heart was beating 10 times every second. His sweat was dripping, his legs churning, running faster and faster. He ran out the front door, and a sharp pain was in his neck. He collapsed. He ran again and another sharp pain fell in his neck. It was his blood, dripping out of his shoulder, down his neck. Oozing through his skin, dripping like sweat. He ran up the block, even though Bernie Wood wasn’t chasing him.  He ran up Cleveland Avenue, past Cedar Court, and Cedar Road far behind. Then, he heard a loud sound. He wasn't sure if it could've been Bernie, or it could of been him. He kept running. He then passed James Lane, and down Queens Boulevard. Then, a loud bang again was sounded. Jack was then deaf for a few minutes. He then saw Bernie come out of the house, Use his claw as a lasso, and roped Jack in, “You want to run away?" Bernie asked. "No, Mr. Wood." "Good. Now,-" he couldn't even finish his sentence, because after that, no one knows what he said. No one knows what happened to Jack. Do you know? 

 

                                                             Chapter 4

 

 

 

Hi, my name is Ricky Popovitch. Greg O'Hara has no idea what he is talking about. I know what happened. Jack was home alone. The door creaked, ya da ya da ya da, gets out, and BOOM! He hits his head on a milk carton. Jack was fast, and had good reflexes, but he was very weak. Jack is now still living, but in Montauk, NY. Very short and sweet.

 

 

 

            Chapter 5

 

You really want to know what happened to Jack?  Why not ask the author himself? It was lighting outside, coming down on the ground. Here was their conversation:

 

“Finally, after all these years I finally  on Cedar Road, I got me a 16 year old.”

 

“Please! Please don’t hurt me!”

 

“You’re a Girl Scout 16 year old. You got no life to live for.”

 

“Please, please let me go! I am a helpless 16 year old about to be drafted by the New England Patriots!”  

 

 “I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE GETTING DRAFTED BY, YOUR GOING DOWN!”

 

“Halt! This is the Police! We’ve got you surrounded!

 

“Yea, totally, we’ve got you surrounded.”

 

“Yall never catch me!” And Bernie  ran. Jack is still alive. Bernie got caught. Until one night when Jack was playing in New England…

 

 

 

          Chapter 6- Bernie’s Revenge

 

One night while Jack was playing Bryon Leftwich and the Jaguars, Bernie rushed onto the field and attacked Jack like he was a fierce linebacker like Brian Urlacher. “Finally, after 5 years I break out of jail, and I got you now.” Then, all of a sudden, Brian Urlacher came out (he’s on the Patriots now) and tackled Bernie, then, there was blood on his face. He then pushed Brian to the side and went for Jack. He tried to tackle him, but he missed. Bernie then tackled Jack, and knocked him unconscious. Jack was carted off the field and was going to be out for 1 year, 2 years tops. It ruined the promising star’s career. “There, now, we are even.” And Bernie raced off the field.

 

       Jack found himself unconscious, in the hospital. “Some psycho guy attacked you, and knocked you out. His name was Bernie something.” The nurse said, quietly. “Bernie Wood!” Jack exclaimed.

 

“Bernie Wood? Is that his name?” the nurse replied.  “Yes, when I was 16 5 years ago, he attacked me on 276 Cedar Road, and he got caught and went to jail. Now, he has his revenge.” Jack explained. “Oh, I’m so sorry”. The nurse replied. Then, all of a sudden, Jack saw the nurse taking off the mask. It was Bernie Wood! He ran out, of the bed, and Bernie blasted the wall with his club. He missed. He ran in the hallway, knocked down a nurse, racing out towards the front entrance, and past a snack machine. Jack heard behind him. “Ooh, Doodle Cakes! I LOVE Doodle Cakes so much! Oh, sweet Doodly. ” Bernie ran as he left a Doodle cake trail behind. He still had the cake in his hand, but ripped some out with his un-brushed teeth. Then, Jack looked behind. He was thinking; “Hot Dog! Am I dreaming?” Then Jack heard a voice. A  very loud, screaming, booming voice. And it said this:

 

“Brush your teeth! What, do you want them to fall out? And you got bad B.O. There is this great new product called deodorant, you know! Are you listening to me?” Jack was saved, because it was Bernie’s mother.  Then… 

 

Continued in the next chapter.

 

 

 

Chapter 7

 

Jack awoke in the middle of the night. He was in his home. "How do you feel honey?" It was his mom. "Mom, why are you here?" Jack droned in his raspy, dry voice. "You are in your old house. The one you lived in when you were in High School. Anyways, you are going to be alright. Bernie Wood attacked you and you got injured. You went into a coma for 2 years, and now you are awake. Your football career should be back." His mom quoted. "Oh, ok." Jack remembered. He was out of his coma and back on the football field in 2 weeks. He then went on to the Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio.

 

The End… For Now.